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If you have ever dated a Eve, consider yourself one very lucky man.
She is the definition of perfect.
She has the cutest smile and gorgeous freckles.
She has the figure of a super model and eyes of a goddess.
Her personality is like no other, she could never fail to make anyone laugh even without trying.
You can’t just call a Eve “fit” or “hot”.
She is a lot more than that.
If you have ever dated a Eve, consider yourself one very lucky man.
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