cherry evans

a total fuckstick

cherry evans is cockface

by yeahnahfuckoff September 28, 2021

Matt Evans

Sickest awsomest Man Alive!

Thats so cool. Not as cool as Matt Evans!

by FiddleMan October 20, 2008

Evan Alexander

Likes pen spinning, he is gay

Person1: Who is gay?
Person2: Evan Alexander

by ImNotHimBTW November 2, 2019

Evan Williams

Plays ping pong and loves to complain

Evan Williams: "Ping pong practice was so tiring"

by britt12342 June 5, 2019

ben evans

The man that may not be the hottest guy livin'... But can kick everyone's ass in all of the different art types. He draws, paints, and gets the pussy on the first date.

Girl 1: Did you ever hear of the new Ben Evans in town?
Girl 2: wait?! Ben Evans!!!
Girl 1: yep, I'm looking for him, I'll let him paint me naked

by ILuVictory April 26, 2014

The Evans Claw

The only true way to find a womans G-Spot.

The arching of two fingers in such a position that it cant possibly fail to find the G-Spot has become known as The Evans Claw since it was passed down from "Ice" A true hero to all men.

by Scrave April 23, 2006

Max Evans

A character from WB/UPN's "Roswell". is the leader of the "Royal Four" aliens who has a healing power, which he used in the Pilot episode on his crush, the human Liz Parker. Dates human Liz Parker who affectionally calls him "Spaceboy". Hobbies include eating anything with Tabasco sauce on top, hanging out with Liz, biology & astronomy.

Has a New York duplicate named "Zan" (deceased)

You: "Hey, have you got the first season of "Roswell" ?"
Me: "Oh yes, I just loved that pilot episode where Max Evans used his alien powers healed Liz Parker! That is lurrvve!"

by Lisa Parnell December 30, 2007