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Roster Envy

1. The bitter mix of jealousy and regret you feel when you see someone else’s work schedule is way better than yours - more days off, better shifts, and somehow they dodged every weekend and public holiday.

2. The sudden realization that your life would be at least 37% better if whoever made their roster also made yours.
The nurses were experiencing serious roster envy ever since management implemented RosterLab and everyone else’s new wellbeing-friendly schedule meant regular sleep and weekends off, while they were still stuck on back-to-back night shifts.
by Roster Lover December 7, 2025
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eskimo brother envy

When a Roomate and/or friend wants to be an eskimo brother becoming a member of the eskimo household
Dude Ashley is coming over tonight--I want to get with her. I have mad Eskimo brother envy

Dude yeah-- join the Eskimo brother household!
by Eskimo leader September 15, 2015
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Green and Gold(Packers) envy

An emotion commonly found amongst haters, bandwagon fans, and Bears fans. Anti -cheese activists are also greatly affected by this emotion.

Defined as the utmost jealosy and envy of the Green Bay Packers, due to the organization's incredible success and rich history.
Green and Gold(Packers) Envy defined by a bandwagon fan: I hate that damn Green Bay, they think they are so good. They are like the worst team in the world ever. How bout dem cowboys, woo hah propane mhmhmmmm
by hail_mary12 January 12, 2017
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False Pump Envy

In crypto, when coins you don’t own pump but you’re in a better coin that’s appreciating more with interest and paying off over a longer time frame.
Bro don’t get REKT by false pump envy, HODL your HEX!
by Mati Allin November 23, 2020
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Witch of Envy

Big Tiddy Yandere Goth Gf from the anime Re:Zero.
Satella is the Witch of Envy.
by skelebro1 May 12, 2022
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Murder Drones envy

A heterosexual ship in the show called Murder Drones between the two characters “Serial Designation N” and “Serial Designation V.” The name of the ship would be eNVy or envy, as in the show you can sense some jealousy from V. It is also called envy because if you say N and V’s name together it sounds like the word envy. Another nickname the fandom have given to this ship is “oilcookie” but is not used as much as the two previous names.
“Oh I just love Murder Drones envy! It’s my favorite ship in the show! Envy for life!
by leafeon.leafy May 25, 2024
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Rick Springfield Envy

When someone's significant other is everything you're looking for and you long to have her like in the Rick Springfield hit "Jesse's Girl"
"My neighbor's fiancee lights up a room so much she gives me Rick Springfield envy"
by TheMan1573 March 31, 2025
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