Toby The Duck

Toby The Duck is the definition of a wet vagina. His secret identity is chungus the swimmer, and he likes to eat burger kings foot lettuce. Toby is obsessed with air fresheners, and he sips on them once in a while. Toby also likes to ghost people, and make false accusations of you ghosting him. He likes to be nice to you one day, and eat diarrhea the next.

OMG, Toby The Duck just ate my shit-

by Getawae December 10, 2020

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Duck

n. & v.: A buttquack.

Excuse me. I ducked.

by Zaphod Beeblebrox February 22, 2004

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Duck Division

A bunch of human rejects that have nothing better to do with their poor excuses of so called lifes, than to hack newgrounds.com.

Duck Division: Cyber Terrorists.

by LD Portion July 12, 2009

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Fart In The Duck

The name of one of the most popular viral videos ever to be on YOUTUBE, consisting of Gnomes speaking dutch with english translations.

" When I finally saw that fart in the duck video, I laughed off my assie - nipples " !

by Uncle Puppy November 24, 2008

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Fuck A Duck

Crude Song Sang To The Tune Row-Row-Row-Your-Boat

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
GangBang an orangutang.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Eat a grape, rape an ape.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Masturbate with a snake
Sunning at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
motorboat a pregnant goat
An orgy at the zoo!

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you cum at last!

by QuackMeNicely November 05, 2009

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