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Douche Bag Appeal 

(n.) the quality of being attractive or interesting to pretentious people
Wow! Apple has topped itself again. The iPhone has amazing douche bag appeal.

Due to the increased popularity of environmentalism, the Hummer has lost a great deal of its douche bag appeal.
Douche Bag Appeal by Jacobre1 February 27, 2008

douche-wagon 

a large SUV or Hummer driven by a douchebag to intimidate other drivers with its size
I ended up accidentally running a red light because I couldn't see around the douche-wagon in front of me.

My car got hit in the parking garage because someone had parked their douche-wagon in a compact spot.
douche-wagon by ox gray July 26, 2010

douche tard 

Any individual that makes a statement that is so obnoxious that you can't decide between calling them a douche bag or a retard, so you call them a douche tard.
You're fat and it's kind of funny.

You're a douche tard. I'm skinnier than you.
douche tard by BigTimeDoucheTard January 11, 2010

Douche Swoosh 

A typical fan of the Oregon Ducks and blind follower of Sweatshop Phil aka the founder of NIKE (hence the Swoosh), Phil Knight.

Whilst their football team beats women, steals laptops, and drives under the influence demands that you show their entitled clown costume sorry asses respect.
The two Douche Swoosh's walked back to the bus after the Ducks loss at the Rose Bowl with tears smearing their make up, wearing fluorescent green and yellow NIKE emblazoned clown outfits screeching to anyone in ear shot that they were cheated out of the victory by the refs.
Douche Swoosh by DuckFarse April 2, 2010

douche bag dad 

A divorced male who makes extremely poor decisions concerning the emotional health of his children. He is someone who refuses to pay child support, cancels his co-parenting time regularly, and only exists to create turmoil for his ex-wife and children. This male is someone who is insecure, co-dependent, controlling, and manipulative. He is someone who dates a younger girl for seven weeks, moves into HER house after a 2 week courtship, introduces her to his children 3 times, and then telephones his 7-year old on a Monday night to tell her that he has gotten married and failed to include his own children in the ceremony! He is also the same guy who will vandalize the ex-wife's vehicle, pull a knife on her, send threatening text messages, and then falsify a different story for the courtroom when he is arrested for assault and vandalism. Be careful ladies, a warning sign might be that he calls his ex-wife one week before getting married to confess that his new girlfriend is "pressuring" him into the decision. Beware, these characters are crafty fellows!
He thinks he has won the lottery by marrying a Baptist preacher's daughter and projecting such a perfect image to society...whatever, she will soon discover that he is just a douche bag dad.
douche bag dad by singlemama September 22, 2010

douche tiara 

Bluetooth headset.
My blind date showed up in a douche tiara and didn't take it off through our entire meeting.
douche tiara by halfwitted November 21, 2010