ditch head

ditch is the slang word for a bitch dating a dick head and they b happy but they both mega jerks

whats you ship name?
ditch head

wut?

by yeetious June 23, 2019

Ditch mode

Getting left behind on purpose.

I’m going out with my friends today and putting my old lady on ditch mode.

by Old lady 1976 October 1, 2021

ditch friend

A ditch friend is a type of friend, being treated as a ditch friend means that you would be considered a friend, but you would be immediately be abandoned given the opportunity.

1: people keep treating me like a ditch friend
2: that's sad, anyways I'm gonna unfriend you now
1: oh, ok

by A Lonely Introvert October 6, 2022

Ditch Puma

A ferrel cat that roams the ditches of rural areas. such as New Ulm, Minnesota

originally coined in Southern MN

person 1: "look at that stray cat."
person 2 :" idk looks kinda like a warthog."
person 3 : "nah man that's a majestic ditch puma!"

by itsmillertime122 June 12, 2021

Ditch

Ditch is a person who you do not think highly of, a woman who is a pass around, or someone you are completely finished with.

She is nothing but a ditch. I don’t want her.

by Kumquat exposer April 2, 2025

Ditch-fox

A sewer rat, or perhaps 'gutter trash'. Old prussian slang for Berlin street boys used as sperm banks by the germanic aristocracy.

"Mein uncle vos a ditch-fox, unst his child vill be a ditch-fox as vell!"

by bubbleboy69420 March 15, 2018

ditch candy

when you have no where to fuck, you go outside and do it in the ditch. The act is known as "ditch candy." However, it is not like normal sex. When you have ditch candy, you have to be careful not to let the wrong kind of snake go into your hole.

Me and my girlfriend where having some hard-core ditch candy, until my mom drove by.

by RAEHRABKEAMRBIRNEYAHTMDKH October 28, 2010