glazing the donut

The act of covering any region with post cum, leaving a thin and shiny film of residue not unlike that of a glazed donut. Most popular practices involve rubbing the penis over the cheek of a female (preferably) until empty and cheek covered. If the female is tan this will further assist in the glazed donut appearance. The pleasurable feeling of recent climax is also similar to the happy sensation resulting from eating large amounts of sugar (glazed donuts); this further bonds the act and term.

"Dude, I was glazing the donut on Janet and totally passed out." or "Jim was glazing the donut and I left a snail trail on the sheets. Pretty nasty"

by El Gallo Rojo November 1, 2007

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sloppy donut dick

As originally said by Theo Stockman (aka The King of Fuck of American Idiot). Used to describe a penis that has attempted to have sexual intercourse with a dount.

Theo: You could even stick your dick in there... Sloppy donut dick!

by Dani Gallagher April 28, 2011

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Devil's Donut

When your elongated turds curl over to make a perfect circle that resembles a soft, tasty donut.

I didn't care for the cheap coffee you served at breakfast this morning, so I left a half-dozen Devil's Donuts in your toilet.

by joemeez July 1, 2017

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Away and raffle your donut

A Scottish phrase that translates as "Go and sell your ass". "Raffle" meaning "sell" and "donut" meaning "ass". Said by Craig Ferguson on "The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson" on May 22, 2008.

McTeagle: Lend me 50 pounds to mend the shed.
McDonald: Away and raffle your donut ya wee girl!

by weasel1969 May 22, 2008

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