dildo shlong

A giant dildo not even the people with the strongest wills can take on.
Ranch couldn’t defeat the dildo shlong and his asshole was defeated
by Cum cake December 21, 2022
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Special Dildo

A penis-shaped contraption made out of nails and spikes that is shoved up the ass for the ultimate torture. Its purpose is to remove human insides. Most of them are built for infants.
eyy motherfuckear whant this god damn uh Special Dildo man eyyy???????
by IhaveHIV January 01, 2021
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Hillbilly dildo

It is Kentuckian for «corn cob»
Person A: I can go for some hillbilly dildo tonight.
Person B: You can go for hillbilly dildo every night.
by Cezanne 57 August 07, 2021
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Kayra's Dildo

A small standoff attached on only 1 end, usually without purpose.
Person 1: did you see that kayra's dildos have appeared all over the bot?
Person 2: sad
by Dean Dawson January 31, 2022
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Fake Dildo

by Theduderonomy October 04, 2017
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dildo holder

1. Someone you hire to hold your used dildo.

2. Someone who has a dick that feels like a dildo and they play/hold it a lot.
1. My dildo holder that I just hired is so awesome.

2. I broke up with my bf because he's such a dildo holder.
by ivanwhythen October 07, 2014
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battery dildo

A power adapter which, instead of a standard power jack, uses a plastic shell in the shape of a battery, but with leads extending to an AC adapter to provide power to a device.
The camcorder uses a battery dildo instead of a DC power input.
by tsudoishere May 10, 2021
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