Canadian dildo

A hockey stick where either end is used as a dildo.

She keeps her hockey stick to use it as a canadian dildo.

by canadiangodofdildo August 30, 2013

Fake Dildo

A real penis

He put his fake dildo all the way inside my butthole.

by Theduderonomy October 4, 2017

Dildo Chip

Deep fried dildo seasoned with garlic

“I got hungry and horny do I made a dildo chip*

by Some bitch here April 15, 2020

Indian dildo

When a man poops into a females vagina leaving a nice long, girthy log. The female then goes on to use said humongous turd as a makeshift dildo.

Gynaecologist : “Why is your vagina filled to the brim with shit?!”
Girl: “Oh, I did the Indian dildo last night with my boyfriend. It was wonderful!”
Gynaecologist: “Oh hell nah!”

by Pantysniffa5 January 21, 2021

Travel dildos

Fingers

Ohhhhhh I need to use my travel dildos I forgot mine at home

by Blackmagic0o0 February 24, 2021

Dildo Boy

A dumbass fuckboy who calls himself a sigma when really he just looks like a bleached asshole, literally.

Person 1: Dude, look at that guy. Doesn't he look like a fuckboy?
Person 2: Yeah, he looks like such a Dildo Boy.
Person 1: ... A fucking what?

by Sableraven January 31, 2023

redneck dildo

a rusty trailer hicth

she enjoined a redneck dildo in the corn field

by dert butter March 4, 2018