Credit Whore

A prostitute who allows tricks to fuck them on credit

The man had no money on him, so he found himself a credit whore to screw.

by jam fizzle April 22, 2006

credenza

A basement that you throw beer cans into.

We don't throw away our beer cans anymore, they go into the credenza.

by Eric Dapra October 21, 2006

creds

Money you pay to a prostitute for their sex. Advice: 10-20 up front, the rest after the fact.

Person 1: Dude, I just paid 100 cred for that girl!

Person 2: Waaaaaayyyyy an overpay man, she only is worth 55 creds at max.

by Hamcracker November 16, 2011

Give credit

When you don’t like the bitch but you compliment them on whatever they doing good on or when they trying to better themselves🤪

Y’all butches seriously need to know when to give credit like it’s not that hard😒🤷🏽 ♀️

by Flawless girl 2468 January 7, 2018

Credenitals

The mutually-agreed upon magnitude of your genitals.

I hear he comes with the highest credenitals.

by mansizedtuber February 15, 2008

Credit Groping

Intense demands for verification, personal identification and account numbers when applying for any kind of credit.

Mark felt violated at the sales clerk's Credit Groping when he went to open a new cellphone account; the guy wanted a credit card number, social security number AND his drivers license number.

Mark felt like telling the guy, Don't touch my junk.

by akcapurb November 27, 2010

sex credit

This is the amount of credit that is give by a woman to a man for how much she has spent or for a major disaster that she has just caused(usually between man and wife or bf/gf)

my wife has given me £500 of sex credits when she decided to fill my audi diesel with petrol causing untold damage to the car

the sex credits were definatley worth it

by mytts69 February 8, 2010