COVID-19

A severe respiratory illness caused by a coronavirus. The virus is transmitted by contact with infectious material, air transmission, contact with an object that has the virus on it. COVID-19 was first reported in Wuhan, China. The virus is also named SARS-COV-2, from the Sars virus which was also a family of the Coronavirus. The CO in Coronavirus stands for "Corona", the VI stands for "Virus", the D stands for "Disease", The -19 is the year when the first case came out, recovery for mild cases is approximately 2 weeks. Recovery time for severe cases of the virus will take up to 3-6 weeks to recover. On March 11th, 2020 the COVID-19 outbreak was declared as a global pandemic by the W.H.O (World Health Organization). There is currently no vaccine for the virus. Wash your hands often with soap and water for at least 20-30 seconds. If soap and water are not available, use a hand sanitizer with at least 60% alcohol. Avoid touching your eyes, nose and mouth with unwashed hands. Wear a fase mask. Practice social distancing. Maintain a 6-foot distance from other people. Avoid crowds. Stay home!. Cover your cough or sneeze with a tissue, then throw the tissue in the trash. Standard household cleansers and wipes are effective in cleaning and disinfecting frequently touched objects and surfaces. It’s currently flu and respiratory disease season and CDC recommends getting vaccinated, taking everyday preventive actions to stop the spread of germs, and taking flu antivirals if prescribed.

WHO: The COVID-19 pandemic is a global pandemic.
Everyone: Oh no.

by sexypalindrome May 22, 2020

COVID-19

the worst thing in the world that make me like 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬if it wasn't 2021

covid-19 is a deadly virus that kills fun

by _ScratchOn_ March 22, 2021

Covid-19

A peice of shit virus that took over the world cause someone wanted to eat bat for some reason.

I gave my grandma covid-19 and she died I should've worn my mask

by Theren Car vroom vroom February 5, 2021

Covid-1984

When corona skeptics, vaccine conspiracy theorists, and those opposed to mandatory vaccines and masks, who claim that any lockdown is causing "more harm than the virus,” stage public rallies to challenge the authorities for infringing their rights and controlling their lives—1984 is a novel by English novelist George Orwell, which examines how facts and truth are politically manipulated by dictators or rogue leaders.

Protesters in the UK are holding placards that says that “Covid-1984 is being used for political purposes and public control.”

by MathPlus October 14, 2020

Covid-19

Is a complete fucking hoax. Covid-19 is just a government ploy; sure, the virus exists, but the amount of deaths is exaggerated.

Covid-19 is a complete joke.

by TheWarHorse100 July 8, 2020

COVID-69

The act of 69-ing, but the male wears a condom and the female wears a female condom

Person 1: how was your two week self-quarantine?
Person 2: fucking crazy! Becky and i COVID-69ed, i can still taste the latex
Person 1: you're one lucky dude

by Pussyannihilatorcovid-69 March 16, 2020

Covid tourist

An unvaccinated person, who has to travel to another state for medical treatment because their local hospitals are overrun with other unvaccinated people.

After being airlifted from Florida to Connecticut as a covid tourist, Chad's death was added to Connecticut's death total. Ron DeSantis likes this.

by America is the bad place November 23, 2021