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cockus

A very small penis, cock, wiener, or whatever you call a private part of a man, however this word is only meant for the only one person, his name is Jordan James Fajardo, a guy from the philippines with a very small penis
Gurgan has a smol cockus
by Thenicecock January 20, 2024
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confusing

something that happens way too much during conversations
So........You is me?
No, Me is Me.
Oh, you is me but me is me
Wait no, what?
This is too confusing.
ok but you isn't you.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN
by bepboopbap April 22, 2024
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Confuse a Nic Phase

When you and your bsf act angry at eachother so your friend, Nic is confused, this Phase ends when you feel like it
A:hey, ready for the Confuse a Nic Phase?
B:yeah, let's go
by Sandwich lover 474736 May 11, 2024
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Cockus Ballus

The fanciest, most elegant name to address your peen by.
"After that hardcore sex with your mother, my Cockus Ballus could use a break"
by shart buster March 11, 2024
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confuseopoly

A monopoly that is held together by being too confusing so that no-one can figure out who is being shafted or how they're being shafted.
I just asked three friends of mine in the music industry how much a million Spotify streams pays and they gave me three different answers. The artists are complaining they don't get paid enough, what's happening?

It's a confuseopoly.
by direstraitsfan March 27, 2024
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Confusionism

When an attorney lies and twists facts, engages in gaslighting at every hearing, throws a bunch of manure on the case hoping it will stick into a nice, smelly ball of turd with the purpose of confusing a judge. The result of Confusionism is a high-conflict case where one of the parties becomes homeless and the party who went to jail for abuse keeps their freedom, money, and children for the time-being. Usually overturned on appeal in the Supreme Court.
John Kelleher practices Confusionism!
by bucketidontquitnow September 4, 2024
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confused but never be

when someone is confused, but another suggest's they must not be
"omg did you hear her house got egged??? who would do that... im confused"
"confused but never be"
by mrbrightsidefan December 6, 2024
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