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Conditus egoasphyxirhinitis

When a person deliberately puts themself through hell eating spicy foods to prove that they are tough enough but end up in a hot mess with a runny nose and gasping for breath with watery eyes. Struggling to grab tissues,water,milk to alleviate the symptoms.

"Conditus" - Spicy in Latin
ego - is ego
asphyxrhinitis- Inflammation of the airways coupled with a runny nose.
person 1 : I'm getting the extra hot basting on my nandos chicken

person 2: Ooh you're about to suffer conditus egoasphyxirhinitis.
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I am gonna get me some CODIGRAS!
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codigit

Two or more people using digital devices in the same physical space. Devices and activities include cell phones, texting, laptop use, etc.
My aunt an I frequently codigit in the living room; she blogs and I facebook.
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candice dupree

The hottest female basketball player... Hell, woman in general... on the planet. CanDu plays for the Phoenix Mercury, and kicks ass every game.
Spectator 1- "Daaaaayyyuuummmmnnn. Who is THAT?" *jaw drop*

Spectator 2- " That would be Candice Dupree..."
Spectator 3- "Fuck the game maybe she'll get hurt and have to walk by me" *fantasizing...*
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Candice

Candice. A very funny person who will never pay full attention in class. She knows how pretty she is but will always ask if she looks ok. She's always by your side making you feel like maybe there is a little bit of separation anxiety with her closest friends. She's never shy and always hits up the boys. She can have a short fuse depending on what she's had to eat that day. She's pretty fragile but can always take a joke. And she's always a lot stronger than people think.
See my friend Candice is annoying but I can't live without her. :)
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Candice

A girl who likes to dance to PCD music and does high five claps in beauty pageant bikini section. She needs her dinner at 5pm daily so she doesn’t get angry. Candice loves Flo candy because it’s delicious. She is a funny girl with big heart, hard working, hot, very hot, and a loyal and good soul at heart.
All men are blind if they can’t see a good girl Candice.
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She died... -sob- we all miss her so much! She was the best person alive. She cared for everyone and everything. I also kinda wanted to rail her lel
person1: Candice died today...
person2: Whos Candice?
person1: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
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