Commenbator

A commentator that's a bit of a wank.

Check that commenbator, defo a peado.

by JohnnyBoy92 December 12, 2018

commercial christian

A person who isn't actually Christian but celebrates known christian holidays. They also may have weddings with priests usually to not offend a very religious family member. (i made this up because i pretend to be christian around people but i am a athiest)

I do more of the christian things you see on tv, you could call me a commercial christian.

by shooktothecorern April 27, 2019

Comment Rage

When you’re watching a video, think of a boss comment only to find that someone already commented it and has 1K+ likes on it.

OMG I just thought of the best comment! *Scrolls down and sees exactly what they were thinking of* (Insert head banging and comment rage)

by SomeGuyWhoLikesHoodies October 1, 2019

commeeting

A committee meeting

The president of the society prepared the minutes for the commeeting.

by metawhore January 22, 2020

Comment Hussars

Usually the comment hussars are the soldiers of a youtuber. These hussars fight a lot with other comment hussars because of youtube dramas or cuz they are bored. They have a ranking system,normally the comment hussars know each other, and they chose officers,liuteants,generals and of course their king is the youtuber. A comment hussars should belong to different kings but these kings are usually good friends,so its pretty rare to find a hussar how has two kings who doesnt like each other. So basically they are just boys who raid other youtubers and arguing with each other on the internet.

Hussar general: Forward comment hussars! This guy said our king is a fuckin idiot!
Enemy: Cuz you guys all motherfuckin idiots!
Hussar: Plz learn that skilll,u know writing!!!
Other Hussar: Stfu fuckin braindead motherfucker!!!
Another Hussar: fuckin stupid idiot!!!
Enemy: *Dies in pain*

by Rgeraltwilhelmspatton01 May 13, 2020

Comment Betches

Two girls who only communicate with each other via the comment section on their respective Instagram posts, but do not maintain a real in-person friendship.

“Are u friends with Macie? She always comments on your pictures.”
“No I actually don’t really talk to her, we’re just comment betches.”

by 3leggreg May 16, 2020

Comment Edits

Comments that have been edited. Can either be a fixed typo, a smart addition to the comment, or most likely,
Edit: OMG ThAnkS fOR 1.4k LiKeS

Edit: THANKS FOR 300 LIKES ALL I'VE EVER GOT IS 70

Example of typical Comment Edits.

by The lazy second coming of God August 19, 2020