College football 

The biggest faggot jerkoff shitfest in the entire world. There are 130 teams but only 3 or 4 ever compete for a championship. 95% of the teams have absolutely no shot at competing ever because there is no draft, no contracts, no trades, and absolutely nothing that these teams can do against the 3 or 4 teams that all the good players decide to go to. It's almost the exact same goddamn teams every fucking year in and year out and it's the most godawful boring horseshit. On top of all of that, their playoffs are determined by a system of VOTING! Because of all of this horseshit, only retards like college football. This means college football is predominately big in the South. This is a perfect system for these stupid fucking redneck pieces of shit because they hate everybody else in the country that's not in the South so when their football team wins in their corrupt unfair horseshit games, they feel as if they are superior to the rest of the country. They have small, tiny penises so when their favorite team beats an inferior team with no chance of ever competing 84-7 on a throwaway Saturday, it makes them feel better about their micro-weewees. There are a lot of dumb things that exist in this fucked up world, but college football is the biggest crock of horseshit that has ever existed and college football fans that view it as a legitimate product are the biggest faggot pieces of pathetic shit on this fucking Earth. Fuck college football

"hey Central Florida went undefeated! They played 13 games and won all 13 games!" - Kyle
"That's great, too bad they lost" - Stan
"How did they lose? They won every game they played!" - Kyle
"Yeah but the selection committee voted that they weren't good enough to make the playoffs, so another team won the National Championship" - Stan
"But they won their bowl game!" - Kyle
"Bowl games don't mean shit" - Stan
"Wow this sure is stupid, but atleast we helped our football program!" - Kyle
"Actually, now that UCF is good, nobody is going to agree to play them so the school is going to make less money now" - Stan
"Wow college football is the most retarded fucked up horseshit! Who the fuck likes this crap!?" - Kyle
"Southerners, the only people retarded enough to think its worth watching" - Stan
"Oh that makes sense" - Kyle

Fuck college football

College football by EggFuYungAtHeart February 4, 2022

college cocktail 

This is the combination of cigarettes, illegally obtained adderall, and caffeine pills. Often used to study for large tests, projects, and essays, the college cocktail consists of first taking adderall, or another amphetamine, and caffeine pills then smoking throughout the night. The resulting effects are being more alert, focused, and refreshed than using any of the substances on their own.

Jo: We need to finish this project tonight!
Ellen: Here, we'll throw a college cocktail
Jo: Thanks for the pills. Let's go smoke and then we'll get to work

college cocktail by EPgirl10 December 6, 2009

College Clean

1. As close to clean as things ever get on college campuses. So many people use the same space in college that, no sooner than something is cleaned, it gets dirty again.

I feel sorry for the cleaning lady. No matter how many times a day she washes the windows the student's grubby fingerprints ensure that the windows are never more than college clean.

College Clean by BIllyoh! March 18, 2009

College Works 

A painting internship located across the continental United States that offers college and university students a chance to learn real life business experience. This internship is not for the faint of heart or those looking to skim the internship surface. If you don't come to work, then you will have wasted your time and the companies. Learn skills such as sales, advertising, marketing, entrepreneurship and communication. As an intern you will be responsible for all business aspects of a residential painting business. An attention grabber for any resume'.

College Works is the largest entrepreneurial internship in the United States.

College Works by bond_boy_11 January 5, 2011

College Bod 

When you realize your grades matter, so you give up on your physical appearance.

Chic 1: doesn't he look hot?
Chic 2: no, he's fat
Chic 1: he's got the college bod. he's also gotta be smart.

College Bod by OrigionalGMF September 9, 2015

college rule 

Ten minutes. The acceptable time you should wait for the start of a meeting, conference call, or even for a friend to show up. You should allow ten minutes for the key people or person to show up. If they do not then you can leave or move along with your life.

We all showed up to that meeting, but Bob who organized the thing wasn't there. We gave it the college rule and then left for lunch early. He can reschedule if it is important.

Hey Bob, I was there at the subway station on time and applied the college rule. I couldn't wait all day for you.

college rule by G-Daddy SchmoovG-Daddy Schmooe February 7, 2018

College Trash

Correct term for most college students. Although commonly Marxist-leftist indoctrinated, College Trash is any college student who spends his or her best years drinking, drugging, and fornicating while pursuing a useless degree.

My guidance counselor thinks everyone should become college trash instead of pursing a useful, important, skilled vocation.

College Trash by bowshock June 6, 2020