When one lathers sperm on the curved end of a coat hanger, which is then inserted all their way into the vagina repeatedly at exactly 15 mph until the coat hanger has been cleansed of the sperm and is clean as a pipe cleaner.
Becky: Hey Jane, was your coat hanger insemination successful?
Jane: great! The baby should be here in 8 months!
Jane: great! The baby should be here in 8 months!
by JSwizzzzz November 4, 2020

What your roommate exclaims when she notices that you've neglected to remove the store tags from the sleeve of your new birthday present!
by tookypants February 9, 2010

by Imsocool477483 November 26, 2023

It's a more sophisticated way of saying "alcohol jacket." Saying that you're wearing an alcohol jacket makes you seem a little less classy. Not only is saying you're wearing a hypothetical coat more entertaining, it's also a little less obvious.
After a night of drinking:
Guy 1: "Man! It's so cold out here. I can't believe we're drunk and walking home in the snow!"
Guy 2: "I know!"
Guy 1: 'Hey, aren't you cold in just a t-shirt?"
Guy 2: "No way man! I'm wearing my hypothetical coat!"
Guy 1: "Man! It's so cold out here. I can't believe we're drunk and walking home in the snow!"
Guy 2: "I know!"
Guy 1: 'Hey, aren't you cold in just a t-shirt?"
Guy 2: "No way man! I'm wearing my hypothetical coat!"
by Dragon Woman January 30, 2010

by Ddraig73 July 18, 2019

White glossy moisture resistant coated paper, folded into the form of an envelope to wrap a consumer unit of cocaine.
by Gaylord777 August 25, 2020

by Naty September 12, 2017
