stage 3 clinger

You fucked a virgin and now she won't leave. Since it was her first time, she has an emotional attachment to you.

-"Hey man, I heard that virgin at the party?"
-"Dude, I had no idea she was a virgin... now she texts me every day"
-"Man you've definitely got a stage 3 clinger"

by Chocolate Thunder_9 January 21, 2014

clinker

The hard snow and ice mixture that attaches itself behind the tires of a car.

After driving through a snow storm a huge clinker formed behind my tire and I couldn't kick it off.

by ataraxis July 5, 2009

clingon

a woman who swings from one guy to another, hence cling-on.

Carey broke up with Matt and then started dating Mike the next day, she's a clingon

by mccrary March 3, 2004

Clingburr

verb: to cling to someone with your legs wrapped around their waist and your arms around their neck. Works both from behind or from the front. Most often done in water settings like in a pool.

Word used often in a singular connotation, rather than in a sentence, while doing the action.

*Clingburr*
The girl decided to clingburr him in mid stride as he walked towards the deep end.

by Namea April 19, 2009

clunge filler

a mans penis

bruv i was tugging on my clunge filler when my gash walked in.

by dan n dan June 10, 2009

clinganal

A word that basically defines the smell of an asshole or a similar 'aroma' on a persons finger or skin that just never seems to go away,no matter how much soap you try use.

::Fred: hey doctor can u figure out whats wrong?
::Doctor: Hard to tell at this stage, i might have to shove my finger in there to clearly, but i have to warn you, your either going to find this very disturbing or very pleasurable. Dont worry im a doctor, i know what im doing.
::Fred: ha! umm........k doc.
::Doctor: Okay here goes....oh no!!
::Fred: Problem? Doc?
::Doctor: Nothing, i just hate hate having that clinganal smell on my finger, i constantly have to restrict poking my nose...
::Fred: oh,i know wat you mean doc, give it a couple of days it will rubb off.

by dufus08 September 20, 2009

clunge quota

1. Number of desirable women in a given situation.
2. Amount of fanny taken on by a man in a given time period.

1. Jeff to Bob: "Okay, so you've told me all about your new job, but you haven't mentioned THE most important thing... what's the office clunge quota?"

2. Ted received a lot of stick for exceeding his clunge quota for the year.

by hairygunt September 27, 2010