cape cod classic

when you bring someone down to the beach, holding them at gun point, and make them swim out about 50 yards before shooting them non-fatally to draw blood and letting the sharks do the rest

If I ever have alzheimer's, take me down for a cape cod classic, won't cha?

by mostirishpotato January 4, 2018

classic catch

A classic catch is while having anal with another man you pull out your penis just as you are about to ejaculate and push the other man across the room. You aim and fire a shitty cummy ball at the man and he has to catch it in his mouth. Therefore a CLASSIC CATCH

Scott perfected a classic catch after alex shot a 6. JACKownz

by Jack080 April 10, 2008

World Baseball Classic

A group of baseball players who played for "national pride" before the season started. It was to replace the Olympics, but it didn't get the audience and it = t3h sux.

I wanted to watch the World Baseball Classic, but I masturbated instead.

by CBarton May 11, 2006

New Classical

Fuckin' A - Old classical is a boring, lame, useless waste of time. Today only old people listen to this crap and when they are dead, classical music will be gone forever. Every time a classical radio station goes off the air or a symphony orchestra goes bankrupt music gets better. This stuff can't go away soon enough.

The old people in the nursing home couldn't take listening to good music, so they listened to old classical music. For young people 50 cent is the new classical music.

by baseballaaron December 29, 2005

Classic Benjamin L

It's when someone named Benjamin takes an L and it's always normal for him. It may also be used for anybody else.

Benjamin -I dropped my Wallet!
Walter -Classic Benjamin L.

by Aerikitar January 16, 2023

Classical Social Justice

One who believes in the original interpretation of social justice.

A person is accused for murder and is found guilty for unproven reasons. The people call shenanigans and let the person be retried once actual facts come in. The person is retried and is found innocent as he has the right of innocent until proven guilty. Innocent until proven guilty is an example of classical social justice.

by PopulousMaster February 11, 2020

Classic Pro Evo

Coined to describe the easiest goal to score on Pro Evolution Soccer 4 but has now become the term for something which is 'more' than default.

1. Actually scoring a 'Classic Pro Evo'.
2. Brazil is the 'Classic Pro Evo' good footy team.
3. Hulk Hogan is the 'Classic Pro Evo' famous wrestler.
4. Using Charizard, Blastoise and Venusaur in your Pokemon team is 'Classic Pro Evo'.
5. 'Smells like Teen Spirit' is the 'Classic Pro Evo' Nirvana song.

by Josh McNally April 27, 2006