Christian

-Stuck up, spoiled, immature, metrosexual college kid who goes to a school with a 3:1 guy-girl ratio.
-Cannot leave his room without applying hair gel and bathing in cheap cologne.
-Brags about his beer pong and raslin prowesses to anyone that will listen.
-Does not hesitate to hit females.
-Crudely and awfully attempts to emulate the personalities of others around him.
-Has not gone a weekend without his mother stopping by the dorm.
-Convicted bro-rapist
-Pizza bandit
-Better eyebrows than David Hasselhoff
-Wears the same stupid a&f shirt to parties cuz it worked on one girl...in middle school
-Only physical activity is a cheap pussy ass immatation of kung fu called vale tudo..."the UFC fighting man!"
-Spends 10 hours a day playing some shitty MMORPG
-Laughs like a emphazemic old woman
-Contemplates nestling his popped collars
-Currently half pops his collars
-Jumps when shootin pong (the fairy hop)
-Makes poor old relatives wait in his dorm while he finishes homework
-Refuses to leave the room when his roomate has his beautiful girlfriend over for the weekend
-Certified hallway roamer

Dude, when I was just sittin in my room doing my homework the other day, I smelt Christian's signature cologne seeping under my door and my ass cheeks accordingly clenched like a vice grip.

by Captain_Morgan January 3, 2009

christianize

The act of having sex in a place where you or someone you know has not had sex yet. Tainting a place by having sex, or doing dirty things.

friend 1: "Dude i think my girlfriend and I are gonna christianize my car tonight!"

friend 2: "your really gonna do it in your brand new car?"

friend 1: "Hell ya man it needs to be christianized sometime soon, better now than later!"

by cherrypoppins6969 August 16, 2010

christian

a fun guy who just happens to like dudes but thats okay because he is funny and kind and always looks for the best in people. He is responsible and dependable.

1."hey do you know christian?"
2."that gay kid?"
1."no that guy who is freaking awesome!"

by delena lover August 17, 2011

Christian

A guy that is between 5'8 and 5'11 feet tall. usually born in the month of october.. has many siblings. has brown shaggy hair. a dashing smile. plays guitar. thinks he's in a band. of cuban decent. and smells like poo

man you smell like a "Christian"
wow he's a real "Christian"

by bill159 November 28, 2010

Christian

Dude with a tiny ass dick. Likes shoving tubes up his ass to butt chug Dr.Pepper. He likes to listen to Thrift Shop whilst smelling the gooch of another man.

Damn, Christian, you sure can butt chug a lot of Dr.Pepper! How about we put of some Thrift Shop and I'll spread my legs so you can take a whiff of my dirty gooch!

by GoochBoy February 28, 2014

Christian

A boy that is usually tall, and hates relationships. He usually barely gets by in school because he asks nerdy boys to do his homework. He`s not the cutest guy but since he`s so tall no one really sees his face and his very good looking back and band-tee sense of style gets usually very short girls to like him. He falls for them, but then stops talking to them and begins to be extremely boring. He absolutely loves the sport soccer, and even though most soccer players have amazing butts, a boy named Christian usually has ABSOLUTELY NO BUTT and is obsessed with the Honduran team, even though they totally suck.

Woah! That tall dude Christian looks lonely.
Yeah, I know right? Too bad he dumped that short chick. They looked cute together!

by yourfuckingnightmare2014 July 3, 2011

Christian

Someone who celebrates Christmas. In the broad scope of modern day America, anyone who celebrates the Christmas holiday by exchanging presents or putting up any form of Christmas decorations, is a Christian. To a lesser degree, anyone who celebrates Easter by boiling, coloring, or hunting for Easter eggs, can also consider themselves Christian.

People who celebrate Christmas, Santa Claus, Easter, or the Easter Bunny, in any way, are Christians.

by Doug Klast February 14, 2008