1. Being Chopped and Screwed is when a male or female pretends to be interested in you romantically and then rejects you.
2. Or when you try to pursue someone and get rejected hard
2. Or when you try to pursue someone and get rejected hard
Example 1: Man: Let me buy you a drink.
Woman: No thanks.
Man 2: Damn, you've been chopped and screwed!
Example 2: Woman: You want to do something later?
Man: No, I don't think so.
Woman: (thinks) jeez, talk about getting chopped and screwed.
Woman: No thanks.
Man 2: Damn, you've been chopped and screwed!
Example 2: Woman: You want to do something later?
Man: No, I don't think so.
Woman: (thinks) jeez, talk about getting chopped and screwed.
by streetelitecj December 05, 2008
Extraordinary skills when playing a musical instrument, particularly guitar or drums. Also used to describe extraordinary skills with software (e.g. "mad Illustrator chops"), programming or acting, or any other activity where someone demonstrates an extreme level of proficiency, rarely attained by mere mortals.
They are three local kids with mad chops, no fluff, and never a dull moment.
Jazz is full of cats with mad chops, so the question becomes, what have you got besides technical ecstasy?
Victor Wooten's got mad chops.
Jazz is full of cats with mad chops, so the question becomes, what have you got besides technical ecstasy?
Victor Wooten's got mad chops.
by mod50 June 21, 2009
A karate-chop hand motion delivered to a guy's crotch. Was originally invented to be done with an actual tomahawk, but it was then decided that the receiver might not want to be sterile for the rest of his life. If you try it, ladies, just make sure the guy is into being dominated...
by OstrichDrama August 06, 2006
by Gerard Irick March 12, 2010
when a woman uses a man to get what she want then when asked if she wants to go out she rejects the guy
Guy: hey can i buy you a drink?
girl: ya sure.
guy: would you like to go bak to my place
girl: oh,no thanks.
(hes just been chopped and screwed
girl: ya sure.
guy: would you like to go bak to my place
girl: oh,no thanks.
(hes just been chopped and screwed
by Sabecca January 01, 2009
When a girl does not know when to shut her trap, or upsets another with her words, she is cruisin, for a bruisin...on her boob.
How to Boob Chop:
extend arm with force toward her chest. then shout "BOOB CHOP!" and watch her fall to the ground.
bitch wont know what hit her.
How to Boob Chop:
extend arm with force toward her chest. then shout "BOOB CHOP!" and watch her fall to the ground.
bitch wont know what hit her.
Latoya: "Hey Tonya, you have a huge ass. Lay off the oreos, your ass is so huge, it can be seen from space, and my momma says that you have a huge ass too, and your ass......"
Tonya: "Bitch, Please.....::arm motion:: BOOB CHOP!"
Bitch falls to the ground.
Success.
Tonya: "Bitch, Please.....::arm motion:: BOOB CHOP!"
Bitch falls to the ground.
Success.
by Mad Dagger April 13, 2010
by Sheeda(: December 08, 2008