sock children

Jerking off into a sock. Usually done out of laziness, desperation, or lack of better options.

Roommate's gone for the weekend? Time to make some sock children.

by 8BallPaul May 14, 2025

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Model For Children

And INSTEAD you decided to be a lying, thieving, charlatan! And now the only thing your kids know is that they don't own their own minds and that they can't know anything because of a vapid skepticism and a mental illness people can just impose on them.

Hym "If you want to be a model for children so bad.... Why don't you model getting stabbing thin the neck repeatedly for them? Because that is what is going to happen to one of them if I don't get paid and credited for that AI and soon. As my symptoms get worse, their lifespans decrease."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2025

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<.7.9.7.6.>At Least Children Are Giving Me Shit<.7.9.76.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

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Retarded Children

I mean, maybe not. Maybe it's not a either or thing. Maybe it's both.

Hym "Yeah, no, no evidence for you because you're being retarded children about your religion and if you're going to be retarded children then I'm not going to entertain the notion of convincing your of anything. Retarded children do what they are told. So, you do that."

by Hym Iam May 24, 2025

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