san jose catholic school

A school with a bunch of preppy white kids.Occasionally you’ll see some weird goth kids but that’s about it.
by Shrekpuffbar September 11, 2021
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catholic converter

The act of praising the converter so much that you won't let the muffler guys have it and ask for it back.
Hey you know I want my Catholic converters back, right?
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Catholic for Convenience

Can apply to two related groups.

1. Parent of a child who needs to get said child into a Catholic School. This parent and or parents haven't been to mass in at least a decade, Christmas doesn't count. They definitely have no interest in their child being indoctrinated by the clergy but need a good school for their child. Most common in the Republic of Ireland as 90% of the schools are controlled by the Vatican and you aren't getting your child enrolled with a Baptismal Cert. Can also apply to parents within the feeder area for a good Catholic school anywhere on earth.

2. A child that has been baptised to have the paperwork to get into a Catholic School. Has only been in a Roman Catholic Church once and that was for the Baptism.
Brian: "There goes Maeve Brannigan, she was only baptised last week, first time I've ever seen her in a church. 4 years old is late for baptism!

Anne:" Her parents couldn't get into St. Patrick of the Immaculate Conception without the Baptismal Cert. They've joined the 'Catholic for Convenience' Club, we'll see them in mass next at Maeve's First Communion. Can't say I blame them! It was an administrative decision!
by Catholic For Convenience Dad December 18, 2021
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catholic sweater

When a hairy man covers another person in something sticky, typically hot fudge or honey, presses themselves against their body, then pulls back leaving a layer of hair stuck to the other person. Said person now has a 'catholic sweater.'
Me and Anthony were doing food stuff in bed the other night and he accidentally gave me a catholic sweater.
by Unagamer December 15, 2023
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epiphany catholic school

A gay private school where the teachers are very strict
epiphany catholic school

is the gayest school in Miami.
by pqoqogc October 11, 2019
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