Catholic School

A place where you have an easy religion class and get to miss half the day on Wednesday’s to go to mass. Also all the kids there are most likely atheist and/or gay. Walk into restroom, see two girls making out, shrug, it’s a Catholic this is normal.

I’m all seriousness tho most Catholic schools are fine, the kids there typically aren’t rich or snobby like some definitions suggest, actually the one I went to was filled with simple middle class kids like you probably are.

Man, I heard Claudia went to a Catholic School
Oh… so she’s gay then?

by Lethe_tea January 28, 2022

Lansdale Catholic

Lansdale catholic has to be one of the worst catholic schools in the Philadelphia area. A small 1 hallway school filled with nothing but bots and wannabe gang members. LC is the hood of catholic schools and you would be unlucky to go there. If you know someone who went to LC i am sorry for you. If it wasnt for the suburban location, the school would be trashed. Followed by the rolled up stereotype catholic girls and the “fluffy hair” boys, are little bitches who only peak in highschool. LC is the epitome of kids who will never go anywhere in the world. Home to some of the worst drivers you will ever see. Never go to LC.

“Yo bro do you see that terrible park job?”

“Yea bro they must have went to Lansdale Catholic”

by Lansdale Catholic Hater March 3, 2025

catholic thot

That girl who is a prude at school and always doing that weird prayer thing with the head and chest. Take that girl and give them a shot of communion wine and a Nicki Minaj karaoke set and watch them resurrect into their new self. Sister Margaret will not be pleased.

Wow, Becky is such a catholic thot.

by your average cathlicorn December 4, 2017

Catholic Cathedral

Sex role play where the women plays Quasimodo and the man plays his bells. Quasimodo pulls on the man’s balls like the cord of the bells and the man makes noise.

Frollo “ Quasi i heard your bells scream all night. I’m done with this Catholic Cathedral.”

by Csprings May 31, 2023

Cathole

A cat who is a asshole

My cat puked on my brand new sheets, what a cathole!

by My yee 2 March 15, 2021

Catholic underwear

Underwear that have a lot of holes in them and they are very worn down, hence why they're "holy".

Drey's balls are touching his pants since he's wearing his Catholic underwear.

by beth.hamelin May 19, 2018

Xavier Catholic College

A high school "College" which is based near Albury, known for being on the local news occasionally. A shitshow for students. Students joke about this school and are excited to get out.

Oh, I used to go to Xavier Catholic College, what a shitshow

by mitchellj3 October 25, 2025