Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing. Used as an insult.

Person 1: Get out of here you monster!

Jersey Person: Don't tell me what to do! You're garbage! You're Muff Cabbage!

by Nikki0919 October 14, 2010

Cabbage Baby

1. Can be used to refer to a cabbage patch doll

2. A term used to refer to seemingly innocent yet provocative women. What all men desire, a woman who is pure and sexy.

Bill, did you see that Cabbage Baby standing outside the coffee shop? She was hot AND not slutty.

by 04ch9 December 14, 2010

Cabbage-patchy

Any living being with scrunched facial features much the same as a cabbage patch doll.

Man, Thomas, you sure look cabbage-patchy today with your cheekbones inside your eye-sockets.

by Mary Rottencrotch February 11, 2007

Cabbage blaster

A term for butt. Was first featured on Family Fued. With the prompt: We asked 100 women, if you are looking for a big ___. Then I'm your girl.

Cabbage blaster (butt) was the #2 answer on the board.

Girl are you German? Because I want to sauerkraut that cabbage blaster.

by Silver Harvest March 14, 2019

cabbage patch kids

A useless, overpriced doll.

<child> MOMMIE I WANT CABBAGE PATCH KIDS!!1!!
<mother> Forty dollars, what the hell?!

by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004

Foo Foo Cabbage

Another term for a VAGINA.

me: "hey, how's your foo foo cabbage doing?"
meghan: "pretty goood! nice and clean."
rachel: "mines not, i have blue waffle.."
me: "fucking grosssss!"

by Meghan And Rachel Bitch. March 17, 2011

cabbage patch tooth

its a rotted tooth that expels reminiscent of the taste and smell of boiled cabbage

That girl I was on a date with had the kiss of a cabbage patch tooth

by sharmeanie December 14, 2011