Coconut

A simpleton. Represented by a coconut. Able to be dropped multiple times and still remain functional.

Hey, he's really to stupid to understand.What a fucking coconut.

by lollylandiz4amatuersivegtcandy January 12, 2021

coconut

a term used to degrade pacific islanders, generally the word is used as a way to call them dumb and mock their ethnicity at the same time.

man 1: “you see the new guy at work today?”
man 2: “the f*cking coconut?”
man 1: “yeah, he’s clueless”
man 2: “aren’t they all”

both men proceed to suck each other off

by papikaden$$$ September 25, 2023

coconut breeze

When you're having sex with your woman and she farts and you feel the wind across your balls.

I was screwing my wife and she gave me the coconut breeze.

by rekabla March 25, 2017

coconut-rough

When a chic coats your dick in coco ( shit ) and then roughs it up by beating it on a coconut

I got a coconut rough when she got drunk at a Mexican beach party
Coconut rough - she shat because of spicy Mexican food and beat the shit off my nut with a coconut

She coco my nut then got rough with it

I got coconut-rough

by Nasty beastie February 9, 2022

Coconut Law

You must eat two pieces of coconut
That is the law

Eat two pieces of coconut bavan. It's the coconut law.

by DarkAbyssDude March 8, 2018

Memphian Coconut

When you mix cocaine into your semen and have your girl snort it

"Dude, I gave my girl a Memphian Coconut the other day, best high she's had in ages."

by 7dollarsandachickenbiscuit April 16, 2023

Coconut

When youre high on concaine and you give head until they nut. You become a coconut.

I need to get off. Find me a coconut. Those chicks are a done deal.

by MelMelJo March 30, 2021