When you are playing black ops and you are too lazy to get up so you scavenge through your couch for some stale chips.
by Cjames_dog July 27, 2011
Get the Couch potato chip mug.1. (n) A crunchy snack food, traditionally made from potato slices but sometimes made with tortilla.
2. (n) In golf, a chip shot is a high arcing, short shot that is used to hit the ball over sand traps and to get the ball on to a green that is higher than the player's current position. Comparable to a lob, usually performed with a pitching wedge.
3. (v) To perform a chip shot in golf.
4. (n) A computer component also used in (usually Japanese) car engines.
2. (n) In golf, a chip shot is a high arcing, short shot that is used to hit the ball over sand traps and to get the ball on to a green that is higher than the player's current position. Comparable to a lob, usually performed with a pitching wedge.
3. (v) To perform a chip shot in golf.
4. (n) A computer component also used in (usually Japanese) car engines.
1. Pringles are the best brand of chip.
2. That was a beautiful chip up the hill on to the green!
3. I'll have to chip this one over the sand.
4. I just put a chip in my civic and upped the horsepower to 60!
2. That was a beautiful chip up the hill on to the green!
3. I'll have to chip this one over the sand.
4. I just put a chip in my civic and upped the horsepower to 60!
by The Definitionator August 25, 2005
Get the chip mug.Its what I call Chav girls who think they're the dogs bollocks. So rather than tell she looks like some dogs bollocks, I say, "Fuck off, you chip slut."
They are fat, ugly, and hang round Chippys.
They are fat, ugly, and hang round Chippys.
by J Dane November 28, 2006
Get the chip slut mug.by chris wheeler100 June 26, 2008
Get the california potato chip mug.A groundbreaking and revolutionary new way for gangsters, thieves and other assorted pikeys to steal money out of your bank account in a way that means they don’t have to practise your signature anymore. A “chip” is inserted in your bank card that contains all the details of your hard-earned savings account so that in the event of someone stealing your card, all of the information is right there for them.
Thieving Pikey #1 - Hey, I’ve found a chip and pin card lying in this man’s wallet
Thieving Pikey #2 - Sweet. Lets take it to my ten-year-old brother’s computer and hack all of the information out of it.
Thieving Pikey #1 - Then we can hire that Paris Hilton movie everyone's been on about.
Thieving Pikey #2 - Movie? With this baby we can hire Paris Hilton
Thieving Pikey #2 - Sweet. Lets take it to my ten-year-old brother’s computer and hack all of the information out of it.
Thieving Pikey #1 - Then we can hire that Paris Hilton movie everyone's been on about.
Thieving Pikey #2 - Movie? With this baby we can hire Paris Hilton
by The Boy Biff September 1, 2008
Get the chip and pin mug.A guff perpetrated in a chip shop that because of the envioroment nobody hears or smells!! The perfect crime!
Ian: (silently thinking to himself) "Take that you customers! A chip shop fart to your lardy selves"
Customers, oblivious.
Customers, oblivious.
by Jeffrey Douglas September 3, 2006
Get the chip shop fart mug.A sandwich stuffed with french fries that Americans(inaccurately, as usual) think they discovered first.
"Hey British person, have you heard about this new french fry-stuffed sandwich that's available now?"
"You mean a chip butty? For ages now, mate."
"You mean a chip butty? For ages now, mate."
by CurrantResident May 23, 2018
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