Chair Crusher

A overweight person who is so extremely fat, if they sit on a normal human chair it will be crushed by their massive girth.

dude 1 : Did you see that fat chick at the bar?

dude 2 : Yeah, she was a real chair crusher

by TV CAR July 25, 2010

chain mail

a type of text to trick people, you must be really gulible to believe it.

ex:
Joe- if you send this to 666 people in the next 69 minutes youll have the best day of your life, if you dont you will burn and disenegrate. my friend didnt do it and hasnt been seen in years.
Bob- fuck igotta do this chain mail i dont wanna be burnt

by isabellaisahoe January 25, 2017

Gold Chainer

Someone who defines themself as a hot rodder but has never worked on a car before. They pay a shop to build a car and perform modification/maintenance instead of doing it themself. Often they dont even know anything about the car they had built.

Bob: "Thats a nice 32 3 window over there" Tim: "Yea, but the owners a gold chainer, he doesnt even know what engine hes running."

by rustypipes September 23, 2010

Sydney Chaikin

Beautiful,beautiful,beautiful. I wish I could tell her over and over again. She is amazing. She is a whole snacc and she thicc. Like bro. When I say a snacc.😏😏. She is so cute,adorable, what can I say?. She has beautiful curly hair. A beautiful smile in the making and she loves hoodies like its the best present besides chipotle,Starbucks. So birthday ideas. And trust me sis looks good in a lot of things. She has a amazing personality. She has style when she feels like it. Like sis knows what kind of dresses to wear to parties. She has amazing taste in guys. I wish she could see how beautiful she is. It hurts me to see this queen look down on herself in other presence. Sis ur a queen embrace it. She has amazing body, booty and anything u would want from either a girlfriend, or best friend or someone to talk to. Sis is a whole savage. She ain't afraid of taking off her shoe and trash talking. This queen is a queen. Her throne has just been waiting for her to sit on it. Baby Girl . Do ur hair toss, check ur nails and baby girl Finna feel. GOOD AS HELL

Love u so much Sydney Chaikin

by S.A.V.A.G.E December 31, 2019

mr. chair

Mr. Chair (also known as Mr. Stol or Herr Stol in Amnesia Custom Story- Redemption ) is a chair that often appears as an oriental chair with green satin covering it, although sometimes the satin will be red or he will be entirely wooden. Generally, every chair in every game is considered "Mr. Chair," depending on whether or not PewDiePie acknowledges him. He was christened by PewDiePie in 2011, during the playthrough of Ao Oni.

Mr. Chair's birthday is on July 2 (as stated in "Slender Man Horror Game," posted July 2, 2012). He has a thick accent and will often greet PewDiePie with enthusiasm. When a jumpscare during a playthrough happens in the vicinity of Mr. Chair, said chair will apologize profusely and deny all accusations of the cause for the scare. During these wild apologies, he will attempt to shift the blame onto something else in the room (most commonly; barrels).

Mr. Chair, are you working with the barrels? MR. CHAIR HOW DARE YOU!

by 2kool4skoolnigguhs April 14, 2014

chain gangbang

This is a sexual act where a group of men will all be giving and recieving anal sex at the same time. They will stand in a circle, facing each others backs, where they will perform anal sex on the guy in front whilst recieving at the same time from the guy behind, giving a domino effect, a mininuim of seven men are needed to perform this orgy.

This is also called anal ring, mexican anal wave, and ring of fire, shunt track, 7 man shuffle.

Lets get in the circle guys and perform the chain gangbang, since, adam wants to give and jordan wants to recieve!

by Dr. Jeff Cortez August 3, 2007

Yanking your chain

Just kidding or joking around with someone.

John: You look so fat in that dress go change!
Jamie: but babe! *frowns and crys*
John: I'm just yanking your chain
Jamie: oh, whats that mean?
John: Im just joking!

by Johnny Davison March 13, 2010