Ye Olde Piece of Crap

The huge, green load that comes out after being constipated for a week.

I feel a Ye Olde Piece of Crap coming.

by Guahgaaf August 18, 2010

Crap Stacking

When one person is seated on the toilet and another person sits on that person's lap and craps through the first person's legs. Usually occurs in dorm rooms housing excessive occupants and there's only one toilet.

"Open up your legs" Cassie pleaded. "I really have to go"!

Scott objected, stating "I do not engage in crap stacking!"

by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008

crap

when used to describe sickness;feeling sick

"Oh, man, I feel like crap!"

by Micheal_S October 5, 2005

Crappola

Crap that has delusions of grandeur.

This new cell phone is crappola. It takes pictures and plays music, but it does not make phone calls because it can't get a signal!

by Pierre1027 February 20, 2007

page crapping

when a facebook friend is away on vacation, you post random, useless, yet hilarious "crap" on their "page" for them to sift through when they get home.

When Michelle goes to Vegas this weekend, lets go "page crapping"!!

by NotSmith April 2, 2010

Crapolla

Adj. The nicer form of shit. Derived from crap, meaning horrible.

Today in Business Management my hair looks like total crapolla! Shit!

by Stephanie K October 25, 2006

crapsack

n. synonymous with "poopsack" which literally translates as the fabric suspended underneath the backside of a horse or donkey leading a carriage, preventing excrement from desecrating the public streets.

Alternatively used as an expression of disbelief, disappointment (usually in the plural form), or as an adjective to describe one's behavior.

Word and use originated in Issaquah, WA in 1999.

n. : that horse is wearing a crapsack

As an expression:

Holy crapsacks! That's the coolest thing ever!

What?! The concert is cancelled?! Crapsacks!!!

My teacher was being a total crapsack today!

by Rachel Woodhouse November 29, 2006