Making burritos

Taking a poop, delivering the mail, pinching a loaf

I'll be right back Cricket, I have a few dozen burritos to make.

by BurritoBandito July 1, 2003

foreskin burrito

referring to the male genitalia

Bitch look like she want me to tap that ass. Best if I gave her the foreskin burrito.

by Phizil August 28, 2003

Bangkok burrito

A Fleshlight ™ stuffed with pad Thai and Bobba bubbles

I got extra desperate last night and used yesterday's leftovers to make a Bangkok burrito

by Gfdvvgg August 31, 2018

wet burrito

A wet, hot, brazilian waxed Vagina belonging to a human female

my ex girlfriend always had a wet burrito

by lagingerbreadman May 1, 2005

burrito ape

Mexican, illegal alien, wetback, taco chimp, beaner, spic, greaser, greaseball, cholo, bean muncher

All the graffiti showing up in the neighborhood are the work of those stinking burrito apes.

by Aztlan Buster February 20, 2009

pussy burrito

1. black, beaned, vagina
Often used for mexican pleasure.
small hispanic people enjoy the pussy burrito!

2. Women with a awfully small vag.
Men dont dig this!
Usually men like the bigger, fatter vaginas!

Hey man wanna go get some nice fucking pussy burritos?

by Sex Jerk April 13, 2011

boston burrito

Gettin' a fuckin' suck job while takin' a turd.

"Hey Dorothy, sorry about the splashback in yer eye!"

by Jesus Murphbag August 19, 2003