buffers

a combination of buff and butters. usually a guy with a buff body and a naysty face. generally a person, male or female who is somehow smokin hot and crusty rugly at the same way, most frequently a nice body and a bad face or vice versa

taylor lautner
jay sean
dumbass: OMG! TAYLOR LAUTNER IS SO CUTE!!!
me: ew him are them buffers ting. you am these paedo.

by lloyydd May 21, 2010

Fish Buffet

When, through some cosmic luck, you are able to get a slumber party of girls drunk and eat all of their pussies in the same night.

Guy 1: "Where did you have dinner last night?"
Guy 2: "I had a Fish Buffet catered to my house!"
Guy 3: "When do we get the tomatoes?"

by Fishy man of war February 26, 2013

all you can eat buffet

an action where a girl gets eaten our as much as the man wants to eat

Jim ate Haley out like an all you can eat buffet

by mr. huckstable doc worthy August 30, 2006

buffet

a place to go and enjoy all the pussy you would ever want.

Tyler ate at Tara's buffet all night long and she said it felt great.

by Pat and Phil McGroin May 17, 2005

Buffet

A slang term in which Buttface is slurred and ends up sounding like Buffet

Person 1: (farts)
Person 2: Get out of my house you buffet!

by Slick Hu$tla January 10, 2009

buffery

big curley haired twat, no brains, has a so called 12" cock, (yeah right), needs 2 learn 2 shut his god damn face
twat

12" cocked fuck face

by im a fucking jew and i luv it June 27, 2004

buffer

The name by which gipsy’s call people, who live on the grid, with social security numbers, attend school, and own a home. A buffer is the term that the gipsy’s call basically real people, whom they lift stuff off of. As used on the FX show The Riches

I stole that buffers keys.
I don't go to buffer facilities like public school.

by John Yanchunis December 24, 2008