Booncake

A person who is a bit of a twat and can be used when someone is unfair to you.
The word usually confuses the other person so you know you have won.
Can also be used while playing pro evo and you're losing..
Can be used to call someone when you dont know their name!

Without 'cake' it can mean 'ass'

"You're an absiolute booncake"

Me: "Yo booncake"
You: "What does that mean? haha"
Me: "Don't laugh if you don't know what it means, booncake"


The score is 1-0.. "Aww you're a booncake!"

Without 'cake' - "mate, smell your boon.."

by Jackie Fullerton March 27, 2009

Boonca

A strange european sounding word that is randomly said when a person is bored.

(a man is driving his car and his mind is completely blank)
Man: Boonca!

by nobuddy June 18, 2010

Branch Wank

Masturbatory act carried out in any branch of a multinational bank or other corporate entity.
Frequently in protest.

Got £120 in bank charges this month. I'll show them. Going in today for a branch wank.

by Branch Wanked February 23, 2011

bonchies

Donchies

"We're going shopping"

"Giiiiirl bonchies"

by Skram January 26, 2014

bonch

Like, whatever, dude.
Literally means anything you want it to. Can mean babe, or bitch. Has got to start with a "b", however.

Dude 1: Hey u see that bonch over there?
Dude 2: Nope, because bonch has no specific meaning and is a social construct.
Dude 1: That is so far outttt, duuuude
Dude 2: yee

by peterlexyah September 18, 2018

Bionca

The thiccest, funniest, shortest, and weirdest girls you will ever meet. Bionca is a funny girl who jokes)around alot. She is smart and has a pure heart. She cares about everyone and is super sweet. Bionca also goes by B but she dosnt mind.She either plays soccer, hockey, or volleyball. Bionca is defintly a lesbian or at least pretends to be bi. Bionca has a taller gf who is a stud. Bionca will never start a fight but she sure as hell fight back. Shes an amazing girl and you should keep her in your life.

Boy1:Damnnn look at Bioncas ass!
Boy2: Holy shit ima smack that,,watch me.
Bionca(tells her gf and she beats them up)

by Princess1224 March 19, 2020

Bonc

Pronounced "Bonk"

Verb:

1) To run out of energy on a bike

2) Best Electric Bike on the market

1) I can't cycle any more, I've had a bonc
2) If only I was riding a Bonc Bike I wouldn't have bonc-ed.

by purpleSycophant January 22, 2021