Broadway Cinco

AKA Stage 5 Clinger. Anyone who doesn't get the idea that the person they want, wants nothing to do with them. The name of the game here is denial, and it can lead a person down a slippery slope of unhappiness or embarrassment in the end. First sign of a Broadway Cinco would be a girl/guy who is down to suck your dick or similar act within 1 hour of seeing you, and then ends up being obsessed with you despite any heroic actions on the part of the man/woman.

Jerry Jabilo - Looks at girl with sexual intent, "Hey girl.."

Nicole Thompson - "Why hello there good sir," elequently

spoke Nicole.

Jerry Jabilo - "Shall we run off into my room and F-U-C-K?"

Nicole Thompson - "I'll do you one better ;)"

Jerry Jabilo - "What do you have in mind?"

Nicole Thompson - Nicole pulls a small box out of her purse, "Here is the finest cut diamond in the world...now ask me to marry you!"

Jerry Jabilo - "Holy fuck I gotta get outta here, we've got a Broadway Cinco on our hands"

Nicole Thompson - "NOOOOO! PLEASE, come back! I thought we had something special."

Nicole Thompson - "Oh well, he still loves me..."

by Quagmier December 9, 2012

Broadulent

When a guy is acting, or behaving like a broad. Showing or displaying broad like characteristics.

Those guys in that Facebook group tend to get broadulent with their constant moaning and groaning about the petty things.

by chuxx September 26, 2013

broadcasterbating

when broadcasters(of sports) orally masturbate about a player.

Person #1: man those broadcasters will not shut up about joe flacco
Person #2: I know they've been broadcasterbating about him all game!

by Super secret code name December 22, 2013

broadcastocrat

Someone in Mainstream Media who despises Amateur Media on the Internet.

Kirsty : The Internet is just for Pornography and Trolling.

John : Dude, Kirsty is such a Broadcastocrat.

by Minotaur1000 May 10, 2014

broadcasterbation

The constant yammering of a narcissistic radio or TV personality who just loves to hear himself talk.

Mona: Doesn't that DJ ever shut up?
Lisa: Never! He is the King of Broadcasterbation.

by WiscoTheElder March 6, 2015

Brodazzled

When a dude wears a significant amount of beadwork while retaining his manliness.

Dude, when Pabo was totally brodazzled when he came back from Mexico wearing all that awesome peyote stitch beadwork!

by PepEllegua July 23, 2015

Broadsword

1: (noun) When a man holds his penis at the base with one hand, similar to wielding a sword.

1: There's nothing like a man wielding his broadsword.

by bolshefuck111 August 8, 2015