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a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007
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man-boobs

Boobs, as in the two/three lumps of fat and nastiness with a nipple on top attached to the chest, on a man. Typically found on gentlemen of increasing age and weight, both of which wear wife-beaters and khaki pants too high on their waist.
"Hey mommy, that man has man-boobs!"

"I know sweetie, but it's not polite to point."
by tay lo. August 7, 2004
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pancake boobs

Spread apart boobs. Not so much big as they are wide. Closer to the armpits than the center of the chest.
Darcey: "My boobs are so big!"
Britney: "No, they're wide. You have fricken pancake boobs."
by Pworldbeotchiecrapface March 1, 2008
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back boobs

when a woman is SOOO fat, that she appears to have breasts on her back due to a tightish bra.

I once met a fat krusty with greasy ginger wrestler mullet hair of this ilk. and then i found out she had her clit pierced. i was very ill.
Man 1 : oh my f**king days that girl has got back boobs man.

Man 2 : RAHHH!!! that is some nasty shiz-nit
by Ganjzilla!! August 31, 2003
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Soup Boobs

Boobs that are so big you could use them as a tray to hold food.
'Crap! Don't make me laugh. My tray'll slip off my boobs! Oh no, I spilt some soup'
*LICKS*

'DUDE! YOU GOT SOUP BOOBS!'
by SAMASAURUS! October 17, 2009
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New York Boobs

Breasts that are found to be acceptable, or exceptional (especially when in New York, NY). First popularized by famous comedian, Dave Chappelle.
Hey Leah, You have some GREAT NEW YORK BOOBS!
by Buck Snyder December 21, 2006
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show your boobs

A community on Livejournal that features many fat and ugly women getting naked and posting pictures of their disgusting breats.

Also contains a plethora of men posting photos of their penises; which are usually small and/or misshapen.

While there is about a 10% margin of hot women who post here, the majority are either extremely obese or extremely ugly. Or both.

No one can tell these people how disgusting they are, due to the community rule of "positive comments only", so many horny/ugly/deperate men comment that these girls are beautiful, thus inspiring them to become inflated in the ego and post more nauseating photos.
That last girl who posted in "show your boobs" was a total butterface!

If her nipples were eyes, she'd be watching the floor all the time!
by boobie lover April 24, 2004
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