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Bong Fairy

A magical creature that lives in a forest. It gains power from the earth's core and marijuana. It is the least studied creature in all of cryptozoology, but one of the most powerful. It has severe ties to the hidden religion Carstianity from the movie series Cars. The Bong Fairy is small in stature and has large bongs in place of hands. It also has teeth in place of feet as well feet in place of teeth, this is the reason the bong fairy's mouth is sewn shut. However, it is still one of the most powerful entities in the multi-verse.
"I think a dragon could beat a bong fairy."

"Are you kidding!? A bong fairy could destroy a dragon."
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Tonker Bong

jessica is a total tonker bong
by gorlssss February 11, 2019
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Bong Butter

I just got done scraping the bong butter out of my bowl so we can smoke it. We are going to be so fucked up.
by Gingerroot April 12, 2022
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Bong Weezer

by ShuglyAsShit February 17, 2021
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Bong Lipstick

When smoke from a bong is so concentrated (think double perk or triple perk) that taking a rip leaves one with an undesired application of resinous, brown lipstick. Should one not address the issue immediately, others may believe they are actually wearing cosmetics or worse...
Jimmy: "Johnny, did you just finish tossing a salad?"
Johnny: "Nope, just a little bong lipstick."
by Fled_Nanders May 2, 2013
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Bong Yip

A bong hit taken by a person who was raised in an asian country but is caucasian themselves.
WANG!, take a bong yip and pass it to me.
by achibald November 2, 2009
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Bong Buster

The action of jizzing inside a hookah and vaporizing your cum and proceeding to smoke it
by Blonde_Pubes696969 January 7, 2022
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