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Blondes

blondes are fun and crazy and hyper
wow your so blonde but we love you!!!
by blondie May 6, 2005
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Blonde Bitches

A blowjob machine that is usually also a great sandwich maker. Often used for massive orgies. If your blonde bitch has ponytails, it would be considered a blowjob with handlebars. Your blonde bitch should never leave the kitchen, unless told that it is okay or if she is delivering your sandwich.
My blonde bitch has no gag reflex. Fuck yes.

Sexy ass blonde bitches taking it hard.
by Cap'n Bro August 6, 2011
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filipino blonde

An asian who bleaches his/her hair to look blonde, but the color is usually orange. Most often found on a gAyZiAn
Nguyen has a smokin bod and small pointy titties, but I can't handle her filipino blonde hairdo.
by VegasChris July 8, 2005
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blondeed

something or someone that has been made blonde
"look at that guy, his hair has been blondeed"
by meubastard December 29, 2007
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blochness monstered

In the game of basketball, when a person shoots, the defender is allowed to try to deter, or block the shot. When the block is succesful, and extremely rediculous, the person who was blocked is then said to be "blochness monstered"
Did you see that!? Yao Ming just got BLOCHNESS MONSTERED by Nate Robinson!!!
by The MAN20 February 25, 2008
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Blonderosity

Brittany totally showed her blonderosity when she tripped on her high heels
by Your Lawyer January 5, 2010
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Blonde Shaming

Blonde Shaming is: Being critical of blonde haired people by use personal opinion(s), or to utilize stereotypes (like) dumb blonde, too blonde, so blonde, blonde moment, etc. Can insinuate improper color (natural or artificial) or lack of intelligence based on hair color; an attitude of shame towards blonde hair people. Blonde shaming is a form of body shaming.
Blonde shaming can also be Shade Shame: what is "best" for them: bleached, natural, "wrong" or "incorrect" tonality. "You are too blonde, it washes you out!" or "Your blonde is yellow, it can't be natural" or "Your hair isn't natural!"

Lack of intelligence: dumb blonde
by 6 ft Blonde July 27, 2013
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