Mr.Blacker

the coolest ceramics teacher alive.
mr. blacker is usually tall with very blue shoes. joey and caitlin are mr. blacker's favourite ever students. he sent them an e-mail.

caitlin & joey: hey mr. blacker. what's up
mr.blacker: hello
caitlin & joey: he he he

by Ceramics October 19, 2008

Guac-blocked

When you're at a party and all you really want is to get some guacamole dip and chips, but one of your fellow party-goers is drunkingly blocking your path to the guac.

Sarah had gotten her drink and was ready to get some snacks, but unfortunately she was guac-blocked by Cody, who had moved between her and the food.

by LRob September 22, 2007

Cock Blocked

When a lame friend won't let a good looking guy hang out with her friend

I wanted to talk to the hot friend, but her lame friend cock blocked me and told me that they were leaving.

by Bartendress February 5, 2006

bocker

Word to define a subject that has no definition.

Also used after the word chicken for even more confusion.

What is that? It's a bocker!

Chicken bockers all over the place.

GG n00b chicken bocker sit down

by NateWHO April 17, 2004

blokker_1999

no one should be like him

what would anyone else do

by gfdsg June 30, 2003

barack-blocked

When an election is called so swiftly and decidedly that Election Day parties end early, prematurely stopping any potential hook-ups.

See: cock blocked

"Where's Kelly? I thought you two were hitting it off."
"She left soon as CNN called it for Obama; I got barack-blocked."

by bluejuh March 22, 2009

BOBBY BLOCKED

Being blocked from any interesting web site due to a network admin. that takes himself and his little tiny life too seriously.

Damn, all I was trying to do is check my email and I got "BOBBY BLOCKED"
Shit, Whatta Dick-Weed

by russdall October 23, 2009