When spending minutes trying to find something that is most likely right infront of you or in you hand, on your head, etc.
I had a blind moment today when i was trying to find the butter at the dinner table for two minutes when i noticed it was right next to my plate.
by TimmmmBo slice May 18, 2010
Get the Blind Moment mug.When a friend of yours eagerly brags about how some girl he's talking to agrees to blow him. Curious you ask to see what she looks like, and to your horror she's the most ugliest bitch you've ever seen. Despite your attempts to convince him she's ugly, he insists shes pretty hot. Later when he meets up to get blowed, he soon finds out you were right all along, and she is an ugly piece of shit. He was blinded by the BJ.
Your friend: Yo dude this chick I'm talking to said shed blow me man!
You: Oh nice man lemme she what she looks like!
You: ....ah what the fuck dude she's straight up ugly!
Your friend: Nah man Shes hot...you trippin!
You: alright.. Whatever you say...
Later
Your friend: dude! Why didn't you tell me that chick was
fucking disgusting!?
You: I tried to, but you were blinded by the BJ!
You: Oh nice man lemme she what she looks like!
You: ....ah what the fuck dude she's straight up ugly!
Your friend: Nah man Shes hot...you trippin!
You: alright.. Whatever you say...
Later
Your friend: dude! Why didn't you tell me that chick was
fucking disgusting!?
You: I tried to, but you were blinded by the BJ!
by RyGuyW September 23, 2011
Get the Blinded by the BJ mug.(Noun) An event to which to you have invited more than one sexual partner potential.
Two caveats:
*You must ensure that the love interests don't know which one of them you like more (The 1st blind).
*Equally you yourself should be unaware which one you actually preference more (The 2nd blind).
Results are highly successful for ending up with one person at least on a given night due to jealousy created.
Two caveats:
*You must ensure that the love interests don't know which one of them you like more (The 1st blind).
*Equally you yourself should be unaware which one you actually preference more (The 2nd blind).
Results are highly successful for ending up with one person at least on a given night due to jealousy created.
H: So what happened last night?
M: Ended up with Maria.
H: Pulled a double blind with her and Katie.
M: I see... smarmy bastard.
M: Ended up with Maria.
H: Pulled a double blind with her and Katie.
M: I see... smarmy bastard.
by Wairishles December 29, 2011
Get the Double Blind mug.(n) the inability to remember important things or have the motivation to complete necessary tasks because of the presence or anticipated presence of snow.
by ayegeepeekay February 28, 2011
Get the Snow Blindness mug.when i saw that kid scratching the paint on my car door, i got pissed blind and smashed his face into the fender.
by rip van finkel October 8, 2008
Get the pissed blind mug.1.)A state of enlightenment which can only be obtained from after the loss of ones sanity.
2.)The world's best website ( Don't forget to 'Ask Ishbar' )
www.blindonion.net
2.)The world's best website ( Don't forget to 'Ask Ishbar' )
www.blindonion.net
by Blind Onion May 3, 2005
Get the Blind Onion mug.When you get on a bus, not expecting to see anyone you know and then becoming temporarily face-blind whilst looking for a seat, resulting in you missing them completely.
Guy 1: Ash just got on and didn't see us back here. Why is she sitting by herself?
Guy 2: I know. I swear she looked right at us, she just got total bus blindness.
Guy 2: I know. I swear she looked right at us, she just got total bus blindness.
by generic brown-haired male April 9, 2009
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