-After just meeting and exchanging phone numbers-
Sweet Girl: So Tom, where will you take me for our first date?
Tom: I've decided you'll come to my house for a bath with benefits.
Sweet Girl: So Tom, where will you take me for our first date?
Tom: I've decided you'll come to my house for a bath with benefits.
by milts_perth February 15, 2010
Get the Bath With Benefits mug.An illegal arrangement in which friendship is bartered for any kind of "benefit", or gain. It is considered insider trading, and also prostitution.
My friend with benefits lives at the apartment for free but she has to be available when I want her. Her benefit is I pay the rent.
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Possibly the most attractive man currently alive on this planet. Benedict, (often referred to be fangirls as Ben, Benny, Benny-boo, or Bene-dick), is most commonly known for playing the role of Sherlock Holmes in the BBC television show, Sherlock. He has also starred in Star Trek into Darkness, War Horse, The Fifth Estate, and Hawking. He has a large fanbase across the world, known as either, The Cumbercollective, The Cumbercookies, or more commonly, The Cumberbitches. Be careful when meeting Benedict, as where he goes, the fangirls always follow.
Person: So I was watching that show on BBC one last night, you know, Sherlock?
Cumberbitch: S..s..Sherlock? SheRLOCK?? SHERLOCK???!!??? WITH BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH?? *proceeds to flail about aimlessly on the floor*
Cumberbitch: S..s..Sherlock? SheRLOCK?? SHERLOCK???!!??? WITH BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH?? *proceeds to flail about aimlessly on the floor*
by Articulate Cumberbitch February 18, 2014
Get the Benedict Cumberbatch mug.Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch is known for his alien beauty and gorgeous cheekbones. He is a marvelous, beautiful actor, mostly known for his role as 'Sherlock Holmes' in BBC's Sherlock.
Benedict Cumberbatch also stars in movies such as The Fifth Estate, Star Trek Into Darkness, August:Osage County, The Imitation Game, The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug and Third Star. Just to name a few.
His astounding, breath taking, spectacular, stunning face, body and personality has raised the expectation of men in teenage fangirls worldwide.
His fanbase is known as Cumberbitches.
Benedict Cumberbatch also stars in movies such as The Fifth Estate, Star Trek Into Darkness, August:Osage County, The Imitation Game, The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug and Third Star. Just to name a few.
His astounding, breath taking, spectacular, stunning face, body and personality has raised the expectation of men in teenage fangirls worldwide.
His fanbase is known as Cumberbitches.
Person 1:
Have you seen Sherlock?
Person 2:
The one with Benedict Cumberbatch?
Person 1:
Yeah, that one.
Person 2:
I love it!
Have you seen Sherlock?
Person 2:
The one with Benedict Cumberbatch?
Person 1:
Yeah, that one.
Person 2:
I love it!
by ShannonHerondale February 14, 2014
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Get the bene mug.A true "Friends with Benefits" relationship is CASUAL sex relationship between poor females (or any needy female) and a financially generous sugar daddy (from the upperclass and middle class but especially upperclass).
Having sex with non financially generous males and poor males is NOT a benefit since poor males more typically GET benefits from government entities in the form of welfare.. not GIVE benefits.
"Friends with benefits" and "casual sex" are not the same thing. A girl with a special sugardaddy friend who pays her bills with whom she has sex with in return for his financial generosity .. is in a true contemporary modern example of a REAL friends with benefits relationship.
Having sex with non financially generous males and poor males is NOT a benefit since poor males more typically GET benefits from government entities in the form of welfare.. not GIVE benefits.
"Friends with benefits" and "casual sex" are not the same thing. A girl with a special sugardaddy friend who pays her bills with whom she has sex with in return for his financial generosity .. is in a true contemporary modern example of a REAL friends with benefits relationship.
"wow, Lisa has a sugardaddy. He pays her bills for her and she gives him sex but she is 27 and he is 50. Are they lovers? They cant possibly be true lovers with that age gap"
"nope. They admit they aren't LOVERS per se. They are friends. They are in a FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS RELATIONSHIP. The benefit is that she doesn't have to pay for cable television or net hookup. But if he was a poor guy ... it would just, instead, be a casual sex relationship with no real tangible benefits returned to her. She'd still have to work extra hours to get a better cable tv package"
"nope. They admit they aren't LOVERS per se. They are friends. They are in a FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS RELATIONSHIP. The benefit is that she doesn't have to pay for cable television or net hookup. But if he was a poor guy ... it would just, instead, be a casual sex relationship with no real tangible benefits returned to her. She'd still have to work extra hours to get a better cable tv package"
by funny spoon fed baby November 17, 2011
Get the friends with benefits mug.When a woman gives a guy head or a blowjob. It is a common goal of high school students until they realize that it doesn't matter because sex is way better. NOTE: this is not the slang for mexican
Pat: I've been trying to get a beener now for three years.
Chris: dude sex is way better
Pat: nah that's impossible man beeners are mad cool
Chris: dude sex is way better
Pat: nah that's impossible man beeners are mad cool
by DILLON!!!! January 13, 2011
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