Uber Beats

When you order from uber eats and see how many times you can masturbate before your order arrives.

The first thing I'm doing after class today is ordering some Uber Beats

by Doc Marty April 26, 2019

Eaten by beers

Slang for getting hammered drunk

Man, I hope I don't get eaten by beers this weekend.

by LonelyPker May 24, 2008

beefsteakpotato

In most places, this is considered a a meal. Nicely sliced potatoes and some nice cooked steak and beef. Not only is beefsteakpotato a food, but it is also a person. He goes through message boards releasing many amounts of coolness among the others there. He is quite a hit with the ladies too.

"beefsteakpotato is fucking tasty"

"I want to fuck beefsteakpotato"

"I wish I was as cool as beefsteakpotato"

by Roolie Master K KwiK January 15, 2004

mo' beats

I got mo' beats than y'all.

keep fishin' still seems small.

by wepeel August 22, 2003

beefs

origin: BFF. bff, like beefs. a word used to describe the friendship between becca, emily, and shira. notice every other letter..B...E...S...respectively.

Dang, i wish i were shira, she's one of the beefs!

by shitra October 20, 2008

Kenny Beats

Some tall white kid who should have played basketball.

Kenny Beats has no relation to any sort of law enforcement.

by waitwhothefuckwrotethis? November 21, 2021

beerslut

The type of slut that only looks good after a few beers.

Normally I wouldn't fuck that beer slut, but I was too drunk to care.

by dumb nigger slut May 13, 2003