smol bean

usually used by tall people to smaller ones. a display of affection towards them, showing their love through expressing how cute their height is.

I love you, my dear smol bean

by dorkylrh October 26, 2015

porking the beans

to have sex. inreference to "porking", "the beans" is a word that can be used to describe biddies

(if you know a guy that is going to have sex tonight)

Are you porking the beans tonight?

by bigdaddy25646533552663355434 June 24, 2009

Widgey Bean

Simply a nickname given to the coolest kid that ever lived

Will was such a widgey bean!

by pastiehen April 23, 2011

Bean Breeze

After you eat some food (usually Mexican) that gives you some nasty gas, and you belt one out into the fan and let it waft over into your friends/girlfriends face.

Bubba: What'd you do to piss her off?

Me: We went out to Moe's and afterwards I hit her with the bean breeze.

by Jewcephus June 11, 2010

bean baggin

When a guy unconsciously fucks over a co-worker without realizing he's doing it.

I caught Josh bean baggin yesterday and they made Brock stay late to cover him.

by ballsfromheaven June 29, 2008

chatting beans

When someone is talking bullshit or about something uninteresting to the listener.

Sam: Hey Matt, I just overclocked my CPU to 3GHz!
Matt: What you chatting beans for, kid?

Sam: Lostprophets are well emo nowadays.
John: Quit chatting beans you douche bag.

by Sooonniiic X January 20, 2009

Weird beans

(An expression)Just a more interesting way to say "weird", "odd", and so on...

Mo:"Dude, my grandma puts jello in her tacos..."

Lester:"Weird beans."

by Penguin-chick February 10, 2009