beaning

similar to nutting, except you are allot more bored (see Quaranbean)

A- "want to hang out"
B-"nah, ive got some serious beaning to do"

by Nerd_Rages April 1, 2020

Beaning

When you pour a can of beans onto a sleeping person as a prank

Jerald: Yo, you want to do a beaning?
Max: Sure, but who?

by HrjttamblynGod June 24, 2020

beating a chimp

While spanking the monkey defines masturbating, beating a chimp is getting punched in the balls multiple times, causing you to make chimp like noises

Beating a chimp: to punch the male genitalia at a rapid pace

Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards

by Beating a Chimp July 5, 2020

Beading

Sweating so bad you get bead balls on your forehead.

It's so hot, I'm beading all over my good shirt.

by TheorogonalSamIam August 7, 2020

Beaming

Drunk high buzzed on nicotine and highly caffeinated

Last night me and my buddy were fuckin beaminggg

by LoNGSlOnGSiLvEr420_69 August 17, 2020

Beating Crickets

When you have erectile dysfunction and try to whack off to no avail.

I’ve been trying to get myself off all night, but it’s just beating crickets.

by Hair-ninja89 August 26, 2020

bedling

“bedling”-

When someone fondles you in bed

he was bedling me in my sleep last night

by bichtits November 13, 2020