Don't mug yourself

Noun
1. Brit., informal for being stupid or gullible about what a person is telling you.

2. U.S., Losing your identity in a co-dependent relationship.

1. She's so full of bullshit mate.

No no its not like that, I can trust her.

Mate, "Don't mug yourself"

2. She says she likes artsy guys.

Do you think your an artsy guy?

I like art; Yeah I could be an artsy guy I guess.

Ugh, Don't mug yourself.

by Zombilly July 26, 2010

Shoot yourself in the foot

To fuck yourself and perhaps your whole squad over.

JD, shoot yourself in the foot, again or should I say still considering it seems you're real good at it.

by PineappleJuice February 28, 2015

go fuck yourself

A more forceful equivalent to get lost or go away. Many variations exist, including hide-and-go-fuck-yourself. Expression by a first party for a second party to leave the vicinity or simply stop associating with or annoying the first party.

He wouldn't leave me alone, so I told him to go fuck himself.

by NeNay June 2, 2005

go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want, but please leave me alone".

father: son your singing sucks. you have potato voice Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, go scratch yourself. let the singing lessons hang themselves a la Mussolini i am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays. You wont change any aspect of my personality

by Sexydimma December 22, 2012

go touch yourself

1. A make-up for not being able to tell someone to go fuck themselves due to a reason.

2. A way of pointing out a personal problem.

1. Yeah well, go touch yourself.

2. Well why don't you go touch yourself some more like you always do.

by George Buckington January 28, 2006

go fuck yourself

When a person has been agitated to the point were they ask the agitator to kindly go and have sex with themselves. This of course Is a physical impossablility, unless that person has a 2 ft long dick and has the ability to bend it back and insurt it into there asshole. But none the less this phrase really gets the message accross.

Hey lizzy nice ass baby, "Go fuck yourself"

"Vote for Hillary Clinton," " Go fuck yourself".

by DUDE_JUST_ STFU March 7, 2017

Wank yourself Watson

A polite way of telling somebody to screw off. Very similar to no shit Sherlock

Person 1: Hey the sky is blue
Person 2: No shit Sherlock

Person 1: Wank yourself Watson

by Jaydee18 September 4, 2013