batting 1000

Having a wordwicked/word streak of success; doing well so far in a series of challenges

I haven't missed a point all quarter in Calculus; I'm batting a thousand

by The Rabid Definer November 8, 2003

Bat-wing

The result of stretching one's scrotum as wide as one can to create a winged effect.

Best when done in a hot shower... to obtain maximum stretchage.

Drop trou' and show me your Bat-wing!

by Nick Nathan August 4, 2006

Fruit Bat

A term used to describe blind gay men.

Lewis: "Did you find any butt down at the club tonight?"
Dirk: "Nah, it was Fruit Bat night, just a bunch of blind queens groping and echo locating each other."

by Johnny Anonn April 12, 2013

Fruit Bats

Demonic little fuckers that love to steal fruit from small children all over the world, leaving it only half eaten so it must be thrown away afterwards. Must be destroyed before it lays its seeds of decay and spawns more creatures from the souls of small children.

My son...today, died...of fruit bats eggs...

by Eamm February 13, 2009

Zombie bat

Any bat infected with the rabies virus.

Stay far away from a zombie bat.

by Natural Life December 23, 2021

Batting in the shade

To be disoriented. Term is derived from baseball, when shadows covering the field make it difficult for batters to gauge the speed of pitches.

My friend was totally batting in the shade when he was trying to order a drink after he spilled the last one all over the bartender.

When I woke up in that guy's bed, trying to find my clothes on the floor was like batting in the shade.

by oneflipflop January 16, 2009

bat af

short for bat as fuck, this is a new way for youngsters to say "batty" or super batty, in fact.

Dude devin, you are bat af right now.

OMG... Maddy, you are bat af, you don't have to frikin yell every time in the classroom.

Dude did you see that, Devin was being totally bat af when he asked all those girls out?

Babyface is bat af everyday

by Mr. Cluckerz November 18, 2016