Poop Bath

A fecal yet hygienic act that involves one turning away from the shower head and pooping towards the drain while taking a shower, typically in a squatting fashion. It is the most economically efficient way to bathe and poop.

Me: What is taking Caleb so long in the bathroom?
Dave: I dunno, I think he's taking a poop bath.

by Buck Nvsty April 28, 2015

Dutch bath

A minimal level of personal-hygiene preparation (in advance of a night-out/date) whereby a young male will splash water onto his sweaty genital area before drying it vigorously on a communal hand-towel, in preference to having a proper shower.

After his prolonged Laire session, Steve realized he was running late but his gooch was humming, "dutch bath it is then!" he thought.

by Jonskipop March 20, 2010

Bath Cardinals

the Bath Cardinals are an elite american football team, so "Bath Cardinals" is a word for when there is something elite.

damn that pass was so elite

or.....

damn that pass was so Bath Cardinals

by MG99 July 29, 2004

Bird Bath

Successfully executed by urinating in a females mouth. She then holds the urine in her mouth and gargles with your balls now in the oral jacuzzi.

I was feeling totally stressed out and the dumpy chick nextdoor gave my balls a bird bath and the stress just melted away

by jerry yaron December 30, 2008

bathing' apes

nice kicks, shoes, jackets

Soulja Boy "Man guess what I just got".
Areb "What you get Soulja Boy".
Soulja Boy "Man I got me some bathing' apes".

by Sam Deezy October 5, 2007

Bath bomb

A commonly used word to describe every girls snapchat story. Every girls snapchat is filled with videos of bath bombs and how they are so cool when in reality all they are is some gay ass bomb that makes the water smell nice and colorful. Thats what soap is fucking used for!!

"Hey look. Im gonna use a bath bomb and post it on my story so everyone can see. Wow im cool as fuck. Lets include my upper thighs in the pick so maybe i can get some dick too😉."

by My penis is mad long dawg May 10, 2018

Bath and boujee

Spending uneccessarily on expensive luxury beauty or bath products that nobody would be able to tell anyways. Completely extra.

Me:I just paid 30 for chapstick.

Friend: bitch you bath and boujee

by shishish October 2, 2017