69th base

Have sex in 69 position with ond or more honeybadger while while listening to orchestra of Kazahstanian strippers playing We will fuck you.

Guy 1: Honeybadger doesn't taste like honey. I should now, I just went to 69th base.
Honeybadger 1: Rarrarara...aaaaaah

by Kazak69 February 24, 2018

Pi Base

The act of eating pie held by your woman of choice, whilst jerking off as you caress their breasts.

Mark: "Yo man, I got to Pi Base last night!"
John: "What the fuck is wrong with you."

by Nadsgrid July 05, 2018

base dige

It's a persian word that means it's enough and it is used to tell somebody to stop doing something.

Base dige, you have wounded us.

by Wounded guy August 16, 2018

Base Up

To burn marijuana with one or more people.

Jeff: Hey Billy you work today?
Billy: Nah man.
Jeff: You tryna base up?
Billy: Yee bub.

by Base Up Lord May 13, 2016

based-posting

It's like schizo-posting only you're based instead of schizophrenic like the other people who whisper to you when you're alone at night.

My friends keep telling me I'm schizo-posting, but the vans that keep driving away in my periphery are whispering whenever I pick up the phone that I'm actually super based and I'm just based-posting.

by wahwooweanie July 16, 2021

based off

Verbal phrase selecting one of the infinitude of things that something is not based on.

Want to hear my new idea for a weapon? It's based off The Little Mermaid by Hans Christian Anderson. What? Oh sorry, it's based on laser technology.

by AnnoyingBoomer September 11, 2021

third base

The orignal definition was touching, feeling, and assumedly handjobs. But now that society has become so desensitized to the intimacy of sexual intersourse, what with children giving birth at 11, 12, 13, left and right, third base has now been shunted up to second and the acts of fellatio, cunnilungus, and on occasion even anal sex, which have been traditionally associated with full-on sexual intercourse (i.e. making it home or scoring) have been placed on third base in order to enable today's alienated and cynical youth to give blowjobs and eat out pussy to their heart's content.

Did you hear about Wilson? He got to third base and busted ALL OVER her face!

by John is awesome November 14, 2005