Have sex in 69 position with ond or more honeybadger while while listening to orchestra of Kazahstanian strippers playing We will fuck you.
Guy 1: Honeybadger doesn't taste like honey. I should now, I just went to 69th base.
Honeybadger 1: Rarrarara...aaaaaah
Honeybadger 1: Rarrarara...aaaaaah
by Kazak69 February 25, 2018
Get the 69th basemug. by Nadsgrid July 4, 2018
Get the Pi Basemug. Want to hear my new idea for a weapon? It's based off The Little Mermaid by Hans Christian Anderson. What? Oh sorry, it's based on laser technology.
by AnnoyingBoomer September 11, 2021
Get the based offmug. The orignal definition was touching, feeling, and assumedly handjobs. But now that society has become so desensitized to the intimacy of sexual intersourse, what with children giving birth at 11, 12, 13, left and right, third base has now been shunted up to second and the acts of fellatio, cunnilungus, and on occasion even anal sex, which have been traditionally associated with full-on sexual intercourse (i.e. making it home or scoring) have been placed on third base in order to enable today's alienated and cynical youth to give blowjobs and eat out pussy to their heart's content.
by John is awesome December 25, 2005
Get the third basemug. A way of using cocaine
1 add water
2 place on tin foil
3 use a lighter to cook it
4 use a paper towel tube to inhale smoke
1 add water
2 place on tin foil
3 use a lighter to cook it
4 use a paper towel tube to inhale smoke
by madbanton October 26, 2005
Get the free basemug. A paradox in which you have sex with an crocodile that stole your baby while shaving a false sentence having a three way with one person to which the answer is no.
by Youpeoplearehorriblr May 30, 2018
Get the 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000th basemug. by basedknight October 19, 2013
Get the based artistmug.