The act of NOT masturbating to your girlfriend's emotional breakup letter and instead starting to get on the workout grind because you use that emotional pain to better yourself
by BrinkedUp October 3, 2023
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The sexual act of renting a small person to sit on your shoulders as you do your female companion doggystyle. The little person will dictate any change in position or other sexual acts. Randomly the little person will ask “Who run BARTERTOWN?” which your partner must answer “Master Blaster” or suffer the consequences.
(Insert Name) took a hottie home from the bar and gave her The BARTERTOWN. She was not amused and tried to file charges.
by BellsBeach50 March 9, 2024
Get the The BARTERTOWN mug.The sexual act of renting a little person to ride on your shoulders while you bang your female companion doggystyle. The little person will dictate position changes and sexual acts. They will also randomly ask, “Who run BARTERTOWN” and your companion must answer Master Blaster or suffer the consequences.
by BellsBeach50 March 13, 2024
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Delilah : oh my goodness, I went out with Jessica last night and she was such a garter barter
Ophelia : Really? How many guys did she scare off? Was there much damage control?
Ophelia : Really? How many guys did she scare off? Was there much damage control?
by Princess Xen April 2, 2024
Get the Garter Barter mug.A woman who I guess played in The O.C (I never saw it). If you look her up on Google, there is a 50% chance that the photo itself with give you an erection the length of a Greyhound Bus, and a 50% chance you will be turned to stone for eternity after looking into the soulless eyes of that witch.
James:When I see pictures of Mischa Barton, I have a very difficult time deciding whether to masterbate or to gouge my eyes out with a red-hot metal spoon.
Dean: Agreed. Also, is it just me or did she get kind of fat?
James: I don't really care. I want her to call me a wanker in her gutter accent while slathering my groin in a basket of Fish and Chips.
Dean: Agreed. Also, is it just me or did she get kind of fat?
James: I don't really care. I want her to call me a wanker in her gutter accent while slathering my groin in a basket of Fish and Chips.
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