While a man's partner is sleeping, he shits, pisses, and cums in a condom. He then throws this latex covered mixture at his sleeping partner's face, thus waking her up to shit and semen everyhere.
person 1: Last night, I used Jenny's face as a muslim water balloon target. There was a massive glob of shit, piss, and cum on her face as she woke up from the massive blow. person 2: Disgusting, yet awesome!!!!
by mister superman 2 January 30, 2010
Get the muslim water balloonmug. by Bens Hog July 5, 2005
Get the balloon knotmug. by mdiesel2010 January 2, 2010
Get the popping my balloonmug. The bubble that forms around the top of a cup after a guy has ejaculated his semen into the cup and then put the cup into the microwave for a minute or so. The guy usually then takes the cup out of the microwave and pops the bubble with his erect penis which causes a blast of warm air to be shot into his genital region.
After having sex with the snowman I made, I decided to make a hot cum balloon with some semen I had stored in the fridge so I could pop the bubble with my erect penis and thaw out my frosty shaft.
by cantbetheking November 7, 2013
Get the hot cum balloonmug. A sexual act that is executed as follows:
The male inserts his foreskin into a receiving individual's anus or vagina and asks said receiving individual to either fart or queef, respectively, thus filling the area between the foreskin and glans penis with warm gas. The male then exits the orifice, swiftly pinching his penis as to trap the air. There must be enough air as to obviously distend the foreskin for this maneuvar to be considered a success.
The male inserts his foreskin into a receiving individual's anus or vagina and asks said receiving individual to either fart or queef, respectively, thus filling the area between the foreskin and glans penis with warm gas. The male then exits the orifice, swiftly pinching his penis as to trap the air. There must be enough air as to obviously distend the foreskin for this maneuvar to be considered a success.
by Enormastit April 28, 2019
Get the Hot air balloonmug. by Keithberns5 September 23, 2015
Get the hot air balloonmug. Sex act during which one is giving a blowjob whilst putting a blow dryer in their partner's ass, alternating from hot to cold.
Guy #1: Aw man, that chick gave me the sickest Hot Air Balloon, last night.
Guy #2: What's a Hot Air Balloon.
Guy #1: Urban Dictionary, that shit, hombre.
Guy #2: What's a Hot Air Balloon.
Guy #1: Urban Dictionary, that shit, hombre.
by HotAirBalloon October 2, 2009
Get the Hot Air Balloonmug.