Burnt Squirtle

The act of performing a nude spinning jump-kick, while simultaneously sharting within close proximity of a person.

Person 1: Dang, did you see Chuck Norris shitting all over Steven Segal!?

Person 2: Yeah, man! Good old Chuck Norris really gave Segal a burnt squirtle! Stevie-boy will be scrubbing shart spray of his face for days!

by BobShart July 1, 2023

burnt flesh

burnt flesh is a person who is very cool and has a lot of friends (or u can call burntflesh madoka instead)

burnt flesh is an amazing person!

by Madoka!#6666 August 15, 2023

I'm BURNT!

When you're so baked that you're burned! 🤣

"Dude, I'm not done, I'm BURNT!!!"

by Ready! July 26, 2022

burnt

Used to describe someone who is a burn out. A buzz kill. Smoked out.

Someone who is a burn.

Here comes Tom, he is burnt..
Let's go somewhere else.

by TecazHernandez August 24, 2022

Burnt Reynolds

Referring to someone strung out, nodded out from smoking 'blues' on foil (Reynolds aluminum foil)

She smoked so many pills she lookin' Burnt Reynolds

by Savage.breed October 1, 2022

Freezer burnt

Freezer burnt

Oi that cunt Brad is freezer burnt

by Gooch munkey April 23, 2022

Burnt

When you're so salty over something that you have a full-thickness chemical burn all over and you just refuse to deal with the situation at all

Emily: I'm surprised Jasmine isn't super excited about getting lunch with you considering you never took her on that date.
Briggs: I mean I only asked Juliana because Jasmine declined first. She's prolly just burnt since Juliana and I got half-priced apps.

by BriggsBriggs April 26, 2022