Bruce

Every bruce has a huge flippin penis
Hey bruce how are you

Yeah I have a big penis
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Bruce

Noun: a person who effortlessly outdoes everyone. He/she never tries but always succeeds at the highest levels. No one can explain where Bruce's all-around competency and effectiveness come from, and Bruce would find a way to expertly dodge the question and make you feel trite if you brought it up. Don't bother trying to get tips or mentorship; you would already know if you were a Bruce.

Verb: to be a Bruce--in general or in a situation-specific way. To effortlessly triumph.
Noun: "I wish I could be more of a Bruce, but usually I'm overextending to get shitty results."

Verb: "I Bruced that diorama, that test, that final, that LSAT, MCAT, SAT, CFP, CFA, that presentation, that sales target, on those athletic fields, etc.. People say I'm more of a Chad than Chad. I spend my time 'pulling my pud' and all my goals just happen. I'm probably a Bruce."
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Haylee Bruce

the most annoying fucking human whale who thinks saying the n word when you are paler than a full moon is cool!
That rumor spreading bitch ass Haylee Bruce can suck a gd fucking dick.
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Bruce Pain

The act of pointing a flashlight at the wall/ceiling mid-sex, Distracting your partner, then screamingTO THE BATCAVE” while proceeding to shove it into your partners ass.
“I totally pulled a Bruce Pain on that girl from the party last night
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Bruce-WAYNE

Resembling Batman; or Bat dad you space out and "have a moment," for.
"Hey Girrrrrl, did you see that body body ody ody ody on that Bruce-WAYNE?"
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Bruce Hornsby

A pejorative term for a white person who does something that is outdone or done better by a black person. Based upon the 80s piano rocker Bruce Hornsby, who scored a hit with the song "The Way It Is" which was later sampled and practically re-created by 2Pac years later.
Elvis Presley: Ain't nothin' but a hound dog, cryin' all the time-
Black Musician: Naw, naw, naw man this is how you sing it
*Black person performs a superior rendition*
Elvis Presley: Wow...that was uh...
Black Musician: Amazing? Yeah.
Elvis: Well yeah.

Black Musician: Take that ya Bruce Hornsby
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Bruce Rahman

An absolute stud renowned for his nonchalant and charming persona. His aura and testosterone levels exceed the average amount.

He is also known as the man who re-established the BBC motoring programme Top Gear, even hosting specials on Mars with his ripped father.

Many regard Bruce as Brad Pitt’s lookalike, except he pulls 10 times more hoes with his massive wang and can lift 30kg more on a bench press.
“He’s not quite Jeremy Clarkson but he can do a bloody good job at hosting Top Gear, don’t you think?”
“Clarkson would bug out on the flight to Mars without his cigarettes. Bruce Rahman on top.”
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