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Pinky Bong

One of the internet's most infamous shitposters of all time.

Lives under a rock and only appears at night.
"Wow Dude, you went full pinky bong"
by Pinky Bong December 15, 2022
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BING BONG

NYC MTA DOOR SOUND

NYC SUBWAY ALERT
BING BONG *doors open* Please stand clear of the closing doors - automated voice on train
by Frontoqueen December 5, 2021
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Gravity Bong

A wrench cap shoved in a melted water bottle cap screwed on to a water bottle that’s pulled out of a big cup of water. Used to smoke marijuana
I’m gonna build a gravity bong
by Xanessa December 10, 2020
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Skun bong

If spongebob was a crack addict he'd be named skun bong
Panflicked: Yo skun bong whats up
Skun bong: *L A R G E S N O R T* aaaAAAAAAAAHHHHH
by ValandSkull2idiots January 25, 2021
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Bong Weezer

by ShuglyAsShit February 17, 2021
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Bong Fairy

A magical creature that lives in a forest. It gains power from the earth's core and marijuana. It is the least studied creature in all of cryptozoology, but one of the most powerful. It has severe ties to the hidden religion Carstianity from the movie series Cars. The Bong Fairy is small in stature and has large bongs in place of hands. It also has teeth in place of feet as well feet in place of teeth, this is the reason the bong fairy's mouth is sewn shut. However, it is still one of the most powerful entities in the multi-verse.
"I think a dragon could beat a bong fairy."

"Are you kidding!? A bong fairy could destroy a dragon."
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Johnny Bong

A Johnny Bong is when a Stoner of the human variety smokes the weed in the method of a “Johnny” otherwise known as a “Joint” or “Blunt”, but instead of inhaling at the end of the rolled kush, the vessel of the Kush is inserted into a bowl piece on a Waterbong.
Stoner_HUMAN-1 : “Hey my bowl piece is partially broke and can’t hold much weed, Let’s Johnny Bong it!”
Stoner_HUMAN-2 : “Heck yeah! Good idea neighbor!”
by Totally-A-human_Stoner April 11, 2021
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